Kung Fu Panda quotes

81 total quotes

Master Tigress
Oogway
Po
Shifu
Tai Lung

View Quote (Mantis is giving Po acupuncture) Po: I thought you said acupuncture would make me feel [Mantis strikes another needle] better...
Mantis: Trust me, it will. It's just not easy finding the right nerve points under all this...
Po: Fat?
Mantis: Fur. I was gonna say fur.
Po: Sure you were.

View Quote Careful that soup is — sharp!

View Quote You KNEW I was destined to be the Dragon Warrior! You even told me it, too. But, when Oogway said otherwise...what did you do? What did you do?! Nothing!

View Quote (After Shifu keeps stealing Po's dumplings at a picnic) Shifu (calmly): You are free to eat.
Po: AM I !?
Shifu: ARE YOU !? (Chopstick battle begins)

View Quote Tigress: One would think that Master Oogway would choose someone who actually knew kung fu.
Crane: Yeah, or at least touch his toes.
Monkey: Or even see his toes.

View Quote Don't tempt me!

View Quote [first lines]
Po: Legend tells of a legendary warrior whose kung fu skills were the stuff of legend.

View Quote Don't try and stop me!

View Quote You can't defeat me! You're nothing but a big... fat... panda!

View Quote Tai Lung: What are you going to do, big guy? Sit on me?
Po: Don't tempt me. [Laughs] Now, I'm gonna use this. [Holds up the Dragon Scroll] You want it? Come get it.

View Quote I sense the Dragon Warrior is among us...

View Quote Dragon Warrior- has taken scroll halfway across China by now... You will never see that scroll, Tai Lung. Never. Never...

View Quote You don't belong here, panda.

View Quote Skadoosh!

View Quote That flabby panda is not the Dragon Warrior!