Just Like Heaven quotes
52 total quotes (ID: 309)Jack Houriskey
Katrina
Multiple Characters
[The pair has located Elizabeth's comatose body in a hospital.]
David: Oh, my God, it's you. It's you, it's really you. You're, you're not dead, you're alive.
Elizabeth: I know, David, but I'm in a coma. This is not good.
David: Well, it's way better than dead!
David: Oh, my God, it's you. It's you, it's really you. You're, you're not dead, you're alive.
Elizabeth: I know, David, but I'm in a coma. This is not good.
David: Well, it's way better than dead!
Did your imaginary friend come out to play?
Oh, my God. Maybe I was a slut. A lonely, home-wrecking slut.
Righteous. [multiple times]
[Elizabeth's sister has set up a blind date for her.]
Abby: I'm doing you this huge favor here. Beggars can't be choosers, Elizabeth.
Elizabeth: Abby, I am completely capable of meeting men on my own.
Abby: I know, honey. I'd just like you to meet one who's not bleeding.
Abby: I'm doing you this huge favor here. Beggars can't be choosers, Elizabeth.
Elizabeth: Abby, I am completely capable of meeting men on my own.
Abby: I know, honey. I'd just like you to meet one who's not bleeding.
Opium addicts are more alert than you, David.
Do you wanna take some kind of medication first? It's cool if you do.
[David has just ducked out of a tryst with Katrina.]
Elizabeth: That was quick.
David: Come on, nothing happened.
Elizabeth: What did you say to her?
David: Um… that I was seeing someone.
Elizabeth: Honestly?
David: Well, I didn't mention that, uh, I was the only one who could.
Elizabeth: That was quick.
David: Come on, nothing happened.
Elizabeth: What did you say to her?
David: Um… that I was seeing someone.
Elizabeth: Honestly?
David: Well, I didn't mention that, uh, I was the only one who could.
Okay, I was wasted. But I still shouldn't be seeing some little blonde control freak running around my apartment.
I'm like, 99.9 % parched, here. I could really use a cola.
Stop swimming around in your own mind. That is a dangerous neighborhood that you should not go into alone.
UFOlogy. It's not even a real science.
It's like every time I meet a cute guy — lesbian.
I mean, I guess she's sexy if you're into that whole tall, big boobs, long legs, model-y sort of thing. I guess if you wanna be that guy. [referring to Katrina]
Uh, I don't think your sister's a very spiritual person.