Just Like Heaven quotes
52 total quotesJack Houriskey
Katrina
Multiple Characters
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Oh God, David, the felonies just keep piling up!
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Did your imaginary friend come out to play?
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I'm, I'm sorry I said you were dead. Maybe you're not dead. Maybe you're just very… light.
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[Elizabeth's life support is due to be terminated shortly.]
David: Suddenly I know what I'm supposed to do. Because this time I can do something.
Elizabeth: What are you talking about?
David: Lizzie, when we first met, I kept saying you were dead. But it was me that was dead, and you brought me back. You saved me. And now it's my turn to save you.
Elizabeth: How?
David: I'm gonna steal your body!
David: Suddenly I know what I'm supposed to do. Because this time I can do something.
Elizabeth: What are you talking about?
David: Lizzie, when we first met, I kept saying you were dead. But it was me that was dead, and you brought me back. You saved me. And now it's my turn to save you.
Elizabeth: How?
David: I'm gonna steal your body!
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Opium addicts are more alert than you, David.
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Can't you feel that, man? There's, like, this cancer-causing ray of spirit hate searing right towards your body.
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It's like every time I meet a cute guy — lesbian.
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[The pair has located Elizabeth's comatose body in a hospital.]
David: Oh, my God, it's you. It's you, it's really you. You're, you're not dead, you're alive.
Elizabeth: I know, David, but I'm in a coma. This is not good.
David: Well, it's way better than dead!
David: Oh, my God, it's you. It's you, it's really you. You're, you're not dead, you're alive.
Elizabeth: I know, David, but I'm in a coma. This is not good.
David: Well, it's way better than dead!
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I mean, I guess she's sexy if you're into that whole tall, big boobs, long legs, model-y sort of thing. I guess if you wanna be that guy. [referring to Katrina]
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[David has just ducked out of a tryst with Katrina.]
Elizabeth: That was quick.
David: Come on, nothing happened.
Elizabeth: What did you say to her?
David: Um… that I was seeing someone.
Elizabeth: Honestly?
David: Well, I didn't mention that, uh, I was the only one who could.
Elizabeth: That was quick.
David: Come on, nothing happened.
Elizabeth: What did you say to her?
David: Um… that I was seeing someone.
Elizabeth: Honestly?
David: Well, I didn't mention that, uh, I was the only one who could.
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UFOlogy. It's not even a real science.
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Do you wanna take some kind of medication first? It's cool if you do.
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[The clerk at a new age bookstore helps David navigate the spiritualism section.]
David: Do you believe in this stuff?
Darryl: Well, you don't… until you do.
David: Do you believe in this stuff?
Darryl: Well, you don't… until you do.
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Uh, I don't think your sister's a very spiritual person.
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Righteous. [multiple times]