Just Like Heaven

Just Like Heaven quotes

52 total quotes (ID: 309)

Darryl
David Abbot
Elizabeth Masterson
Jack Houriskey
Katrina
Multiple Characters


Opium addicts are more alert than you, David.


I'd be on the phone and I'd be like, "Hello, Osama? Communism is so over Like, give your people toilet paper!"

Oh, I get it. You were dumped. Probably for some guy who doesn't have a couch fused to his ass.

Oh, my God. Maybe I was a slut. A lonely, home-wrecking slut.

[Elizabeth's sister has set up a blind date for her.]
Abby: I'm doing you this huge favor here. Beggars can't be choosers, Elizabeth.
Elizabeth: Abby, I am completely capable of meeting men on my own.
Abby: I know, honey. I'd just like you to meet one who's not bleeding.

I'm like, 99.9 % parched, here. I could really use a cola.

[David has just ducked out of a tryst with Katrina.]
Elizabeth: That was quick.
David: Come on, nothing happened.
Elizabeth: What did you say to her?
David: Um… that I was seeing someone.
Elizabeth: Honestly?
David: Well, I didn't mention that, uh, I was the only one who could.

Do you wanna take some kind of medication first? It's cool if you do.

Okay, I was wasted. But I still shouldn't be seeing some little blonde control freak running around my apartment.

I mean, I guess she's sexy if you're into that whole tall, big boobs, long legs, model-y sort of thing. I guess if you wanna be that guy. [referring to Katrina]

I'm, I'm sorry I said you were dead. Maybe you're not dead. Maybe you're just very… light.

Righteous. [multiple times]

Look, there are five other units here and not one person even remembers what you look like. Talk about being disconnected.

Stop swimming around in your own mind. That is a dangerous neighborhood that you should not go into alone.

Uh, I don't think your sister's a very spiritual person.