Just Like Heaven

Just Like Heaven quotes

52 total quotes (ID: 309)

David Abbot
Elizabeth Masterson
Jack Houriskey
Multiple Characters

David: I'm trying to help you face the fact that you are—
Elizabeth: I'm not dead!
David: Look around you. There should be a bright light nearby.
Elizabeth: There's no light.
David: Walk into the light, Elizabeth!
Elizabeth: There is no light! I am not dead. I think I would know if I was dead. [looks down and notices a table bisecting her at the waist] What's happening to me?!
David: You're DEAD!

[Despite his doubts, Jack is helping to remove Elizabeth's body from the hospital.]
Elizabeth: David, tell him thank you.
David: Jack? We're really grateful.
Jack: I'm not doing it for you.
David: Well, then why are you doing it?
Jack: Because someday, trust me, I'm gonna need help moving a body, and when that day comes, I don't wanna hear any shit from you.

I may have been a lonely, home-wrecking whore, but I saved lives! [after remembering she's a doctor]

[Elizabeth treats an elderly hospital patient.]
Elizabeth: Is there anything I can do to make you more comfortable today?
Mr. Clarke: Marry me?
Elizabeth: Wow.
Mr. Clarke: No — I have my own bus pass.
Elizabeth: Well, then how could I refuse? Let me just call my sister and see if I can borrow her dress, okay? You sit tight.[to nurse Jenny] Keep an eye on my fianc?. And let's decrease his morphine drip.

[Elizabeth's life support is due to be terminated shortly.]
David: Suddenly I know what I'm supposed to do. Because this time I can do something.
Elizabeth: What are you talking about?
David: Lizzie, when we first met, I kept saying you were dead. But it was me that was dead, and you brought me back. You saved me. And now it's my turn to save you.
Elizabeth: How?
David: I'm gonna steal your body!

Oh God, David, the felonies just keep piling up!

I'd be on the phone and I'd be like, "Hello, Osama? Communism is so over Like, give your people toilet paper!"

I agree with her, dude. She's not dead.

God gave us alcohol as a social lubricant. Make men brave, make women loose.

I'm just… I just wanted you to have your garden.

Oh, I get it. You were dumped. Probably for some guy who doesn't have a couch fused to his ass.

Can't you feel that, man? There's, like, this cancer-causing ray of spirit hate searing right towards your body.

If you could ever really touch me… I think I might wake up from all this.

Go away! You don't exist!

Is that a ring? Have you ever heard of a coaster? Or a trash can, for that matter? I don't care who you are, you're mopping that up. [during her first appearance as a spirit]