Just Like Heaven

Just Like Heaven quotes

52 total quotes (ID: 309)

Darryl
David Abbot
Elizabeth Masterson
Jack Houriskey
Katrina
Multiple Characters


David: I'm trying to help you face the fact that you are—
Elizabeth: I'm not dead!
David: Look around you. There should be a bright light nearby.
Elizabeth: There's no light.
David: Walk into the light, Elizabeth!
Elizabeth: There is no light! I am not dead. I think I would know if I was dead. [looks down and notices a table bisecting her at the waist] What's happening to me?!
David: You're DEAD!


[Despite his doubts, Jack is helping to remove Elizabeth's body from the hospital.]
Elizabeth: David, tell him thank you.
David: Jack? We're really grateful.
Jack: I'm not doing it for you.
David: Well, then why are you doing it?
Jack: Because someday, trust me, I'm gonna need help moving a body, and when that day comes, I don't wanna hear any shit from you.

I may have been a lonely, home-wrecking whore, but I saved lives! [after remembering she's a doctor]

Oh God, David, the felonies just keep piling up!

I'd be on the phone and I'd be like, "Hello, Osama? Communism is so over Like, give your people toilet paper!"

I agree with her, dude. She's not dead.

[Elizabeth's life support is due to be terminated shortly.]
David: Suddenly I know what I'm supposed to do. Because this time I can do something.
Elizabeth: What are you talking about?
David: Lizzie, when we first met, I kept saying you were dead. But it was me that was dead, and you brought me back. You saved me. And now it's my turn to save you.
Elizabeth: How?
David: I'm gonna steal your body!

Oh, I get it. You were dumped. Probably for some guy who doesn't have a couch fused to his ass.

[Elizabeth treats an elderly hospital patient.]
Elizabeth: Is there anything I can do to make you more comfortable today?
Mr. Clarke: Marry me?
Elizabeth: Wow.
Mr. Clarke: No — I have my own bus pass.
Elizabeth: Well, then how could I refuse? Let me just call my sister and see if I can borrow her dress, okay? You sit tight.[to nurse Jenny] Keep an eye on my fianc?. And let's decrease his morphine drip.

God gave us alcohol as a social lubricant. Make men brave, make women loose.

Go away! You don't exist!

I'm just… I just wanted you to have your garden.

Is that a ring? Have you ever heard of a coaster? Or a trash can, for that matter? I don't care who you are, you're mopping that up. [during her first appearance as a spirit]

If you could ever really touch me… I think I might wake up from all this.

Can't you feel that, man? There's, like, this cancer-causing ray of spirit hate searing right towards your body.