Elizabeth Masterson quotes

Is that a ring? Have you ever heard of a coaster? Or a trash can, for that matter? I don't care who you are, you're mopping that up. [during her first appearance as a spirit]

Oh, I get it. You were dumped. Probably for some guy who doesn't have a couch fused to his ass.

Opium addicts are more alert than you, David.

I mean, I guess she's sexy if you're into that whole tall, big boobs, long legs, model-y sort of thing. I guess if you wanna be that guy. [referring to Katrina]

Oh, my God. Maybe I was a slut. A lonely, home-wrecking slut.

I may have been a lonely, home-wrecking whore, but I saved lives! [after remembering she's a doctor]

If you could ever really touch me… I think I might wake up from all this.

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