Jack Houriskey quotes

God gave us alcohol as a social lubricant. Make men brave, make women loose.

Stop swimming around in your own mind. That is a dangerous neighborhood that you should not go into alone.

Did your imaginary friend come out to play?

Oh God, David, the felonies just keep piling up!

... because one day, trust me, I'm gonna need help movin' a body, and when that day comes, I don't want to hear any shit from you.

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