Just Like Heaven quotes
52 total quotesJack Houriskey
Katrina
Multiple Characters
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I mean, I guess she's sexy if you're into that whole tall, big boobs, long legs, model-y sort of thing. I guess if you wanna be that guy. [referring to Katrina]
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I'd be on the phone and I'd be like, "Hello, Osama? Communism is so over Like, give your people toilet paper!"
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I'm just… I just wanted you to have your garden.
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I'm like, 99.9 % parched, here. I could really use a cola.
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I'm, I'm sorry I said you were dead. Maybe you're not dead. Maybe you're just very… light.
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If you could ever really touch me… I think I might wake up from all this.
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Is that a ring? Have you ever heard of a coaster? Or a trash can, for that matter? I don't care who you are, you're mopping that up. [during her first appearance as a spirit]
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It's like every time I meet a cute guy — lesbian.
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Kinda like a cat lady, but without any cats. Right?
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Look, there are five other units here and not one person even remembers what you look like. Talk about being disconnected.
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Oh God, David, the felonies just keep piling up!
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Oh, I get it. You were dumped. Probably for some guy who doesn't have a couch fused to his ass.
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Oh, my God. Maybe I was a slut. A lonely, home-wrecking slut.
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Okay, I was wasted. But I still shouldn't be seeing some little blonde control freak running around my apartment.
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Opium addicts are more alert than you, David.