Just Like Heaven

Just Like Heaven quotes

52 total quotes (ID: 309)

Darryl
David Abbot
Elizabeth Masterson
Jack Houriskey
Katrina
Multiple Characters


[An intangible Elizabeth coaches David in helping a collapsed restaurant patron.]
Manager: What's wrong with him?
Elizabeth: It's a tension pneumothorax.
David: I think it's a tension nemothaxer.
Elizabeth: Pneumothorax.
David: Pneumothaxer.
Elizabeth: Pneumothorax.
David: Pneuma… pneumathurman!
Elizabeth: Never mind.
David: Never mind!


[David has just ducked out of a tryst with Katrina.]
Elizabeth: That was quick.
David: Come on, nothing happened.
Elizabeth: What did you say to her?
David: Um… that I was seeing someone.
Elizabeth: Honestly?
David: Well, I didn't mention that, uh, I was the only one who could.

[Despite his doubts, Jack is helping to remove Elizabeth's body from the hospital.]
Elizabeth: David, tell him thank you.
David: Jack? We're really grateful.
Jack: I'm not doing it for you.
David: Well, then why are you doing it?
Jack: Because someday, trust me, I'm gonna need help moving a body, and when that day comes, I don't wanna hear any shit from you.

[Elizabeth treats an elderly hospital patient.]
Elizabeth: Is there anything I can do to make you more comfortable today?
Mr. Clarke: Marry me?
Elizabeth: Wow.
Mr. Clarke: No — I have my own bus pass.
Elizabeth: Well, then how could I refuse? Let me just call my sister and see if I can borrow her dress, okay? You sit tight.[to nurse Jenny] Keep an eye on my fianc?. And let's decrease his morphine drip.

[Elizabeth's life support is due to be terminated shortly.]
David: Suddenly I know what I'm supposed to do. Because this time I can do something.
Elizabeth: What are you talking about?
David: Lizzie, when we first met, I kept saying you were dead. But it was me that was dead, and you brought me back. You saved me. And now it's my turn to save you.
Elizabeth: How?
David: I'm gonna steal your body!

[Elizabeth's sister has set up a blind date for her.]
Abby: I'm doing you this huge favor here. Beggars can't be choosers, Elizabeth.
Elizabeth: Abby, I am completely capable of meeting men on my own.
Abby: I know, honey. I'd just like you to meet one who's not bleeding.

[The clerk at a new age bookstore helps David navigate the spiritualism section.]
David: Do you believe in this stuff?
Darryl: Well, you don't… until you do.

[The pair has located Elizabeth's comatose body in a hospital.]
David: Oh, my God, it's you. It's you, it's really you. You're, you're not dead, you're alive.
Elizabeth: I know, David, but I'm in a coma. This is not good.
David: Well, it's way better than dead!

Can't you feel that, man? There's, like, this cancer-causing ray of spirit hate searing right towards your body.

Did your imaginary friend come out to play?

Do you wanna take some kind of medication first? It's cool if you do.

Go away! You don't exist!

God gave us alcohol as a social lubricant. Make men brave, make women loose.

I agree with her, dude. She's not dead.

I may have been a lonely, home-wrecking whore, but I saved lives! [after remembering she's a doctor]