Juno quotes

89 total quotes (ID: 307)

Bren MacGuff
Juno MacGuff
Mac MacGuff
Multiple Characters

[to a barking dog] Jeez, Bananas, shut your freakin' gob, OK?

This is the most magnificent discarded living room set I've ever seen.

WOAH, dream big!

Bren, use a dick! I love it!

Get a whiff of those sparkling topnotes!

What is with you rich people and your herb-infused juices?

Excuse me? I am a sacred vessel, alright? All you've got in your stomach is Taco Bell.

Mark: [singing] If you can't decide between a little breakfast and lunch, why don't you microwave yourself a little bowl of brunch?

Su-Chin: [protesting outside the abortion clinic] All babies want to get borned! All babies want to get borned!

Su-Chin: [Seeing Juno running out of the clinic] God appreciates your miracle!

Leah: [seeing Juno and Paulie kissing] You know, you can go into early labor sucking face like that! [Juno gives her the finger]

I'm going to go to Women Now, because they help women now.

It started with a chair.

It ended with a chair.

When I see them all running like that, with their things bouncing around in their shorts, I always picture them naked, even if I don't want to. All I see are pork swords.