Juno quotes
89 total quotesBren MacGuff
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[to a barking dog] Jeez, Bananas, shut your freakin' gob, OK?
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This is the most magnificent discarded living room set I've ever seen.
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WOAH, dream big!
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Bren, use a dick! I love it!
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Get a whiff of those sparkling topnotes!
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What is with you rich people and your herb-infused juices?
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Excuse me? I am a sacred vessel, alright? All you've got in your stomach is Taco Bell.
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Mark: [singing] If you can't decide between a little breakfast and lunch, why don't you microwave yourself a little bowl of brunch?
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Su-Chin: [protesting outside the abortion clinic] All babies want to get borned! All babies want to get borned!
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Su-Chin: [Seeing Juno running out of the clinic] God appreciates your miracle!
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Leah: [seeing Juno and Paulie kissing] You know, you can go into early labor sucking face like that! [Juno gives her the finger]
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I'm going to go to Women Now, because they help women now.
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It started with a chair.
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It ended with a chair.
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When I see them all running like that, with their things bouncing around in their shorts, I always picture them naked, even if I don't want to. All I see are pork swords.