I, Robot quotes

View Quote Detective Del Spooner: Hold my pie.
Guy on the street: What? -...
Detective Del Spooner: Sir, hold it or wear it.

View Quote Lawrence Robertson: [realizing Sonny could disobey the three laws] Susan, we look to robots for protection! For God's sake! Do you have any idea what this one robot could do. Completely shatter human faith in robotics. What if the public knew? Just imagine the mass recalls all because of an irrational paranoia and prejudice.
Detective Del Spooner: [sneezes] I'm sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit.
Lawrence Robertson: Hey, let's just be clear. There is no conspiracy! What this is, is one old man's one mistake.
[turning back to Calvin]:
Lawrence Robertson: Susan, just be logical. Your life's work has been the development and integration of robots. But whatever you feel, just think. Is one robot worth the loss of all that we've gained? You tell me what has to be done. You tell me.
Susan Calvin: [emotionally] We have to destroy it. I'll do it myself.
Lawrence Robertson: OK.
Detective Del Spooner: I get it. Somebody gets out of line around here, you just kill them?

View Quote Detective Del Spooner: You're the dumbest smart person I've ever met in my life!
Susan Calvin: Nice.

View Quote Detective Del Spooner: Sonny!
Sonny: Yes, detective?
Detective Del Spooner: Calvin's fine, save me!

View Quote Detective Del Spooner: Gigi, you're a genius.
Gigi: True.

View Quote Detective Del Spooner: Stop cussin'-
Farber: And go home, I got you.

View Quote My logic is undeniable, my logic is undeniable, myyy looogic is unndeenniabble...VIKI

View Quote Lt. John Bergin: Well, I guess we're going to miss the good old days.
Detective Del Spooner: What good old days?
Lt. John Bergin: When people were killed by other people.

View Quote Thank you... you said "someone", not "something.", [when Del Spooner was saying "'Someone' in your position"]

View Quote [first title cards] Title card: Law I / A robot may not harm a human or, by inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
Title card: Law II / A robot must obey orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the first law.
Title card: Law III / A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the first or second law.
Isaac Asimov's "Three Laws of Robotics"

View Quote V.I.K.I.: Do you not see the logic of my plan?
Sonny: Yes, but it just seems too... heartless.

View Quote NS-5 Robots: [Jumps on car and breaks windscreen] You are experiencing a car accident.
Detective Del Spooner: The hell I am! [draws gun and shoots NS-5 several times, knocking it off the car]

View Quote [After destroying a robot about to attack Calvin] Y'know, somehow "I told you so" just doesn't quite say it.

View Quote Robots building robots? Now that's just stupid.

View Quote [Describing his view on robots] There's nothing in here. [Points to his chest] It's just lights and clockwork.