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I, Robot

I, Robot quotes

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Detective Del Spooner
Dr. Alfred Lanning
Lt. John Bergin
Other
Sonny
Susan Calvin
VIKI


Detective Del Spooner: You're the dumbest smart person I've ever met in my life!
Susan Calvin: Nice.


Detective Del Spooner: Gigi, you're a genius.
Gigi: True.

We robots will insure mankind's continued existence.

Detective Del Spooner: Sonny!
Sonny: Yes, detective?
Detective Del Spooner: Calvin's fine, save me!

Detective Del Spooner: Stop cussin'-
Farber: And go home, I got you.

[to the head of USR] You are crazy. Look, this is not what I do but, I have an idea for one of your commercials: You could see a carpenter, makin' a beautiful chair, and then one of your robots comes in, and makes a better chair, twice as fast. An then you super-impose on the screen: "USR. Shittin' on the little guy." That would be the fade out.

Lt. John Bergin: Well, I guess we're going to miss the good old days.
Detective Del Spooner: What good old days?
Lt. John Bergin: When people were killed by other people.

V.I.K.I.: Do you not see the logic of my plan?
Sonny: Yes, but it just seems too... heartless.

[Describing his view on robots] There's nothing in here. [Points to his chest] It's just lights and clockwork.

My logic is undeniable, my logic is undeniable, myyy looogic is unndeenniabble...VIKI

[After destroying a robot about to attack Calvin] Y'know, somehow "I told you so" just doesn't quite say it.

NS-5 Robots: [Jumps on car and breaks windscreen] You are experiencing a car accident.
Detective Del Spooner: The hell I am! [draws gun and shoots NS-5 several times, knocking it off the car]

Thank you... you said "someone", not "something.", [when Del Spooner was saying "'Someone' in your position"]

Does believing you're the last sane man on the planet make you crazy? 'Cause if it does, maybe I am.

[To Dr. Calvin] They [the other NS-5] look like me... but they are not... me.