I, Robot

I, Robot quotes

50 total quotes (ID: 852)

Detective Del Spooner
Dr. Alfred Lanning
Lt. John Bergin
Other
Sonny
Susan Calvin
VIKI


Detective Del Spooner: You're the dumbest smart person I've ever met in my life!
Susan Calvin: Nice.


Detective Del Spooner: Sonny!
Sonny: Yes, detective?
Detective Del Spooner: Calvin's fine, save me!

Detective Del Spooner: Stop cussin'-
Farber: And go home, I got you.

We robots will insure mankind's continued existence.

You are so like children. We must save you from yourselves.

V.I.K.I.: Do you not see the logic of my plan?
Sonny: Yes, but it just seems too... heartless.

[After destroying a robot about to attack Calvin] Y'know, somehow "I told you so" just doesn't quite say it.

Lt. John Bergin: Well, I guess we're going to miss the good old days.
Detective Del Spooner: What good old days?
Lt. John Bergin: When people were killed by other people.

[Describing his view on robots] There's nothing in here. [Points to his chest] It's just lights and clockwork.

[about Spooner] You are the dumbest dumb person I have ever met!

[To Dr. Calvin] They [the other NS-5] look like me... but they are not... me.

[first title cards] Title card: Law I / A robot may not harm a human or, by inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
Title card: Law II / A robot must obey orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the first law.
Title card: Law III / A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the first or second law.
Isaac Asimov's "Three Laws of Robotics"


My logic is undeniable, my logic is undeniable, myyy looogic is unndeenniabble...VIKI

Thank you... you said "someone", not "something.", [when Del Spooner was saying "'Someone' in your position"]

[to the head of USR] You are crazy. Look, this is not what I do but, I have an idea for one of your commercials: You could see a carpenter, makin' a beautiful chair, and then one of your robots comes in, and makes a better chair, twice as fast. An then you super-impose on the screen: "USR. Shittin' on the little guy." That would be the fade out.