I, Robot

I, Robot quotes

50 total quotes (ID: 852)

Detective Del Spooner
Dr. Alfred Lanning
Lt. John Bergin
Other
Sonny
Susan Calvin
VIKI


Detective Del Spooner: You're the dumbest smart person I've ever met in my life!
Susan Calvin: Nice.


Detective Del Spooner: Sonny!
Sonny: Yes, detective?
Detective Del Spooner: Calvin's fine, save me!

Detective Del Spooner: Stop cussin'-
Farber: And go home, I got you.

You are so like children. We must save you from yourselves.

We robots will insure mankind's continued existence.

V.I.K.I.: Do you not see the logic of my plan?
Sonny: Yes, but it just seems too... heartless.

[After destroying a robot about to attack Calvin] Y'know, somehow "I told you so" just doesn't quite say it.

Lt. John Bergin: Well, I guess we're going to miss the good old days.
Detective Del Spooner: What good old days?
Lt. John Bergin: When people were killed by other people.

[about Spooner] You are the dumbest dumb person I have ever met!

[Describing his view on robots] There's nothing in here. [Points to his chest] It's just lights and clockwork.

[To Dr. Calvin] They [the other NS-5] look like me... but they are not... me.

Thank you... you said "someone", not "something.", [when Del Spooner was saying "'Someone' in your position"]

[first title cards] Title card: Law I / A robot may not harm a human or, by inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
Title card: Law II / A robot must obey orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the first law.
Title card: Law III / A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the first or second law.
Isaac Asimov's "Three Laws of Robotics"


[A security guard grabs his arm] What hospital are you goin' to? I'll meet ya and sign you and your buddy's casts. [guard removes his arm]

NS-5 Robots: [Jumps on car and breaks windscreen] You are experiencing a car accident.
Detective Del Spooner: The hell I am! [draws gun and shoots NS-5 several times, knocking it off the car]