I, Robot quotes

50 total quotes

Detective Del Spooner
Dr. Alfred Lanning
Lt. John Bergin

Other
Sonny
Susan Calvin
VIKI

View Quote Does believing you're the last sane man on the planet make you crazy? 'Cause if it does, maybe I am.

View Quote [to Spooner] You're living proof that it is better to be lucky than smart.

View Quote [sneezes] ... Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit.

View Quote [To Dr. Calvin] They [the other NS-5] look like me... but they are not... me.

View Quote [about Spooner] You are the dumbest dumb person I have ever met!

View Quote [A security guard grabs his arm] What hospital are you goin' to? I'll meet ya and sign you and your buddy's casts. [guard removes his arm]

View Quote I see you still remain suspicious of me detective [while Del Spooner had his hand on the gun in his jacket]

View Quote Susan Calvin: [after Detective Spooner was just in a house being demolished] What happened?
Detective Spooner: Cats.
Susan Calvin: Wait, what?
Detective Spooner: Cats. Do you like them?
Susan Calvin: What? No, I'm allergic. Why?
Detective Spooner: Because I have a cat, in my trunk, and he's homeless.
Susan Calvin: Wait, are you saying cats did this to you?
Detective Spooner: [looks at her incredulously] How the hell would cats do this to me?

View Quote Susan Calvin: (to a field of NS-5s) Attention NS-5s! (all come on-line)
Detective Del Spooner: Oh yeah, you're the robot shrink.
Susan Calvin: There is a robot in this formation that does not belong. Identify it.
NS-5s: One of us.
Susan Calvin: Which one?
NS-5s: One of us.
Detective Del Spooner: How much did you say these things cost?

View Quote First off, stop cussin', 'cause you're not good at it. Bitch.

View Quote [Talking to Robertson, describing himself] That's right, I'm just a 6 foot 2, 200 pound civilian... here to kick another civilian's ass.

View Quote Are you being funny?

View Quote [To Del Spooner] Can you?

View Quote Susan Calvin: Do you ever have a normal day?
Detective Del Spooner: Yeah. Once. It was a Thursday.

View Quote [to Calvin] You are the dumbest smart person I have EVER met in my life.