Hot Fuzz quotes
94 total quotesDanny Butterman
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Nicholas Angel
Simon Skinner
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Sergeant Tony Fisher: Must have hit the sign at some speed. Took the whole top off.
PC Doris Thatcher: I've had my top off in this lay-by. Ha ha!
PC Bob Walker: Tits.
Sergeant Tony Fisher: Most likely lost control here, left the road there, and ended up... here.
PC Doris Thatcher: I've had my top off in this lay-by. Ha ha!
PC Bob Walker: Tits.
Sergeant Tony Fisher: Most likely lost control here, left the road there, and ended up... here.
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Danny Butterman: What was it like bein' stabbed?
Nicholas Angel: It was the single most painful experience of my life.
Danny Butterman: What was the second most painful?
Nicholas Angel: It was the single most painful experience of my life.
Danny Butterman: What was the second most painful?
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Is it true that there is a place in a man's head that if you shoot it, it will blow up?
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[preparing to watch an action movie]
Danny Butterman: Which one, Point Break or Bad Boys II?
Nicholas Angel: Which one do you think I'll prefer?
Danny Butterman: No, I mean which one do you want to watch first?
Nicholas Angel: You are pulling my leg.
Danny Butterman: Which one, Point Break or Bad Boys II?
Nicholas Angel: Which one do you think I'll prefer?
Danny Butterman: No, I mean which one do you want to watch first?
Nicholas Angel: You are pulling my leg.
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DC Andy Cartwright: You wanna be a big cop in a small town? **** off up the model village!
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Sgt. Turner: Nobody tells me nothing!
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Met Sergeant: You have to come back. The figures have gone a bit... squiffy in your absence, it has to be said.
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DS Andy Wainwright: Murder, murder, murder. Change the ****in' record!
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Inspector Frank Butterman: There's a reason we tolerate a few of the younglings at the pub.
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Joyce Cooper: It would appear the heavens have opened.
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Joyce Cooper: I hope you had a pleasant trip-- fascist!
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Sgt. Turner: [after Angel has arrested three underage drinkers] You don't really wanna process all this lot do you? My pen's runnin' out.
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Sgt. Tony Fisher: [upon being presented with an obvious murder scene] So... you're saying this wasn't an accident?
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DC Andy Wainwright: [after a bottle of bolognaise explodes in his face] It's alright, Andy! It's just bolognaise!
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Dr. Robin Hatcher: I told him several times that you shouldn't eat late at night.
PC Doris Thatcher: I don't know. Quite like a little midnight gobble. Ha ha!
PC Bob Walker: ****s.
PC Doris Thatcher: I don't know. Quite like a little midnight gobble. Ha ha!
PC Bob Walker: ****s.