Simon Skinner quotes

I'm sure if we bashed your head in, all sorts of secrets would come tumbling out...

I simply spied you loitering in organic produce and assumed you had time on your hands.

Absolute tosh, wasn't it? It's annoying that the understudies are actually professional actors. Greg over there was an extra in 'Straw Dogs' and Sheri portrayed a cadaver in 'Prime Suspect'.

My, my, here come the Fuzz.

Freeze! Or the ginger-nut gets it!

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

You know how it is. News travels fast around here.

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