Hot Fuzz quotes

94 total quotes

Danny Butterman
Multiple Characters
Nicholas Angel
Simon Skinner

View Quote Inspector Frank Butterman: [trying to convince the Sandford Police to arrest Angel] You aren't seriously going to believe this man, are you? HE ISN'T EVEN FROM ROUND HERE!!!

View Quote Reverend Phillip Shooter: **** off, grasshopper!

View Quote [after Danny accidentally shoots Doctor Hatcher on his rifle range at the church fete]
Danny Butterman: I can't believe I shot someone.
Nicholas Angel: He's a doctor, he can deal with it.
Danny Butterman: I've never shot anyone before.
Nicholas Angel: Believe me Danny, it's not something you ever get used to.
Danny Butterman: Yeah. Maybe we should go on the bouncy castle to take our minds off it.

View Quote [to SOCO ex-girlfriend as he leaves a crime scene] You do realize that window was broken from the inside?

View Quote Lurch: Yarp.

View Quote Pack it in Frank, you silly bastard!

View Quote [attempting an assault on the supermarket meat counter, with the attendents throwing knives at them]
Nicholas Angel: What's the situation?
DC Andy Cartwright: Two blokes and a ****load of cutlery!

View Quote Reverend Phillip Shooter: [after being shot] Jesus Christ!

View Quote Joyce Cooper: [appears from behind a car during the climatic shootout, moments before firing a machine gun at Angel] FASCIST!
Nicholas Angel: [after defeating her] HAG.

View Quote I'm sure if we bashed your head in, all sorts of secrets would come tumbling out...

View Quote [after the battle is over] I feel like I should say something smart.

View Quote Sergeant Butterman, the little hand says it's time to rock and roll.

View Quote DC Andy Cartwright: Angel! Don't you go being a twat now!
Nicholas Angel: [grinning] I wouldn't give you the satisfaction!

View Quote [while Nicholas is chasing a shoplifter through the supermarket, Danny is reading the taglines of the cheap action films in the half-price bin] Supercop: Meet the cop that can't be stopped.

View Quote I simply spied you loitering in organic produce and assumed you had time on your hands.