Hercules quotes

63 total quotes

Hades
Hercules
Meg

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Phil
The Narrator and the Muses

View Quote Baboom. Name is Hades, lord of the dead, hi, howya doin'?

View Quote Guys, get your titanic rears in gear and kick some Olympian butt!

View Quote Gotta blaze. I have a whole cosmos out there waiting for me... with, hey, my name on it.

View Quote [after Pegasus blows out the flames on his head] Whoa! Is my hair out?

View Quote Game, Set, Match.

View Quote My favorite part of the game. Sudden death.

View Quote We were so CLOSE!! We were so close, we tripped at the finish line! Why? Because our little nut Meg had to go all noble.

View Quote [heard after the credits end] What d'ya say? It's happy ending time! Everybody's got a little taste of somethin' but me. I got nothin'. I'm - I'm here with nothin'. Anybody listenin'? It's like I'm - What am I, an echo or something? Hello? Hello? Am I talking to, what, hyperspace?! Hello, it's me. Nobody listens.

View Quote Two words: I. Am. Retired! [Hercules finger-counts in confusion]

View Quote I trained all those would-be heroes. Odysseus, Perseus, Theseus. A lot of "yusses".

View Quote And then there was Achilles. Now there was a guy who had it all; the build, the foot-speed. He could jab! He could take a hit! He could keep on comin'! [pause] BUT THAT MESHUGGANEH HEEL OF HIS! He barely gets nicked there once and kaboom! He's history.

View Quote One town, a million troubles. The one and only Thebes. The Big Olive itself. If you can make it there, you can make it anywhere.

View Quote Keep your toga on, pal.

View Quote Rein it in, rookie. You can get away with mistakes like those in the minor decathalons, but this is the big leagues!

View Quote Nymphs, they can't get their hands off me.