Hercules quotes

63 total quotes (ID: 273)

The Narrator and the Muses

Baboom. Name is Hades, lord of the dead, hi, howya doin'?

Guys, get your titanic rears in gear and kick some Olympian butt!

Gotta blaze. I have a whole cosmos out there waiting for me... with, hey, my name on it.

[after Pegasus blows out the flames on his head] Whoa! Is my hair out?

Game, Set, Match.

My favorite part of the game. Sudden death.

We were so CLOSE!! We were so close, we tripped at the finish line! Why? Because our little nut Meg had to go all noble.

[heard after the credits end] What d'ya say? It's happy ending time! Everybody's got a little taste of somethin' but me. I got nothin'. I'm - I'm here with nothin'. Anybody listenin'? It's like I'm - What am I, an echo or something? Hello? Hello? Am I talking to, what, hyperspace?! Hello, it's me. Nobody listens.

Two words: I. Am. Retired! [Hercules finger-counts in confusion]

I trained all those would-be heroes. Odysseus, Perseus, Theseus. A lot of "yusses".

And then there was Achilles. Now there was a guy who had it all; the build, the foot-speed. He could jab! He could take a hit! He could keep on comin'! [pause] BUT THAT MESHUGGANEH HEEL OF HIS! He barely gets nicked there once and kaboom! He's history.

One town, a million troubles. The one and only Thebes. The Big Olive itself. If you can make it there, you can make it anywhere.

Keep your toga on, pal.

Rein it in, rookie. You can get away with mistakes like those in the minor decathalons, but this is the big leagues!

Nymphs, they can't get their hands off me.