Hercules quotes

63 total quotes (ID: 273)

The Narrator and the Muses

[after a mob of female fans have left Hercules] It's all right. The sea of raging hormones has ebbed.

Everyone in Greece thinks you're the greatest thing since they put the pocket in pita.

I thought I smelt a rat.

[Hades arrives] Speak of the devil.

[as she lays dying in Hercules' arms] People always do crazy things... (groan) when they're in love.

How sentimental. You know, I haven't been this choked up since I got a hunk of moussaka caught in my throat!

It's a small underworld, after all, huh?

Zeusy, I'm home!

Memo to me, memo to me: maim you after my meeting.

[to the Titans] Uh, guys? Olympus would be that way.

I'm about to rearrange the cosmos, and the one schlemiel who can louse it up is WALTZING AROUND IN THE WOODS!!!

Alright, so here's the trade-off. You give up your strength for about 24 hours-- Okay, say the next 24 hours, [fast] and-Meg-here-is-as-free-as-a-bird-and-safe-from-harm,-you-dance,-you-kiss,-you-schmooze,-you carry-on,-we-go-home-happy...-Whaddaya-say?-Come-on.

I've got 24 hours to get rid of this bozo, or the entire scheme I've been setting up for eighteen years goes up in smoke, and you...are wearing...His...MERCHANDISE!!!

Meg, Meg, Meg, my sweet, deluded little minion. Aren't we forgetting one teensy-weensy but ever-so-crucial tiny little detail? I OWN YOU!!

[to Meg] You work for me! If I say "Sing", you say "Hey, name that tune!"