Hercules quotes

63 total quotes

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Hercules
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The Narrator and the Muses

View Quote [after a mob of female fans have left Hercules] It's all right. The sea of raging hormones has ebbed.

View Quote Everyone in Greece thinks you're the greatest thing since they put the pocket in pita.

View Quote I thought I smelt a rat.

View Quote [Hades arrives] Speak of the devil.

View Quote [as she lays dying in Hercules' arms] People always do crazy things... (groan) when they're in love.

View Quote How sentimental. You know, I haven't been this choked up since I got a hunk of moussaka caught in my throat!

View Quote It's a small underworld, after all, huh?

View Quote Zeusy, I'm home!

View Quote Memo to me, memo to me: maim you after my meeting.

View Quote [to the Titans] Uh, guys? Olympus would be that way.

View Quote I'm about to rearrange the cosmos, and the one schlemiel who can louse it up is WALTZING AROUND IN THE WOODS!!!

View Quote Alright, so here's the trade-off. You give up your strength for about 24 hours-- Okay, say the next 24 hours, [fast] and-Meg-here-is-as-free-as-a-bird-and-safe-from-harm,-you-dance,-you-kiss,-you-schmooze,-you carry-on,-we-go-home-happy...-Whaddaya-say?-Come-on.

View Quote I've got 24 hours to get rid of this bozo, or the entire scheme I've been setting up for eighteen years goes up in smoke, and you...are wearing...His...MERCHANDISE!!!

View Quote Meg, Meg, Meg, my sweet, deluded little minion. Aren't we forgetting one teensy-weensy but ever-so-crucial tiny little detail? I OWN YOU!!

View Quote [to Meg] You work for me! If I say "Sing", you say "Hey, name that tune!"