Hercules quotes

63 total quotes (ID: 273)

The Narrator and the Muses

Keep your toga on, pal.

Meg, Meg, Meg, my sweet, deluded little minion. Aren't we forgetting one teensy-weensy but ever-so-crucial tiny little detail? I OWN YOU!!

Megara. My friends call me Meg. At least they would if I had any friends. So did they give you a name along with all those rippling pectorals?

Memo to me, memo to me: maim you after my meeting.

My favorite part of the game. Sudden death.

Nymphs, they can't get their hands off me.

One town, a million troubles. The one and only Thebes. The Big Olive itself. If you can make it there, you can make it anywhere.

Rein it in, rookie. You can get away with mistakes like those in the minor decathalons, but this is the big leagues!

So is this an audience or a mosaic?

Thanks for everything, Herc. It's been a real slice.

Two words: I. Am. Retired! [Hercules finger-counts in confusion]

We were so CLOSE!! We were so close, we tripped at the finish line! Why? Because our little nut Meg had to go all noble.

Wow. What a day. First that restaurant by the bay. And then that, that play, that, that, that Oedipus thing. Man! I thought I had problems.

You are correct, sir!

You know how men are. They think "No" means "Yes" and "Get lost" means "Take me. I'm yours."