Hercules quotes

63 total quotes (ID: 273)

The Narrator and the Muses

Baboom. Name is Hades, lord of the dead, hi, howya doin'?

But, Father, I've defeated every single monster I've come up against. I-I'm... I'm the most famous person in all of Greece. I'm... I-I'm an action figure!

Bye-bye, Wonderboy.

Everyone in Greece thinks you're the greatest thing since they put the pocket in pita.

Game, Set, Match.

Gotta blaze. I have a whole cosmos out there waiting for me... with, hey, my name on it.

Guys, get your titanic rears in gear and kick some Olympian butt!

He's gotta have a weakness, because everybody's got a weakness. I mean, for what? Pandora, it was the box thing. For the Trojans, hey. They bet on the wrong horse, okay?

How sentimental. You know, I haven't been this choked up since I got a hunk of moussaka caught in my throat!

I thought I smelt a rat.

I trained all those would-be heroes. Odysseus, Perseus, Theseus. A lot of "yusses".

I'm a big tough girl. I tie my own sandals and everything.

I'm about to rearrange the cosmos, and the one schlemiel who can louse it up is WALTZING AROUND IN THE WOODS!!!

I've got 24 hours to get rid of this bozo, or the entire scheme I've been setting up for eighteen years goes up in smoke, and you...are wearing...His...MERCHANDISE!!!

It's a small underworld, after all, huh?