Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle quotes
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Harold Lee
Kumar Patel
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[about to ride cheetah] This is either a really smart move or by far the stupidest thing that we have ever tried.
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Did Doogie Howser just steal my ****ing car?
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I'll tell these girls how you both got gonorrhea from that prostitute in Atlantic City.
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Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition!
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It's gonna take me a while to fix up your car there, so if you boys like, you can go on inside, get yourselves something to drink, warsh up, **** my wife, watch TV - anything you want. Mi casa mi su casa. Just don't do anything the Good Lord wouldn't do.
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Who wants first reach-around?
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Hey Randy! What? The devil! Whuh? The devil is everywhere...
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I was goin down to Georgia, gonna get myself baptized, gon get myself baptized in the bussom of the Lord.
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Hey, move your ass!
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Move, you ****ing twat!
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Move, you ****ed ****! MOVE!!
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Extreme Sports Punk #1: Dude, on a scale from 1 to 10, 1 being not so extreme and 10 being extremely extreme, I give this a 9.5!
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Extreme Sports Punk #2: Wo-o-o! Extreme Cheddar!
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Officer Palumbo: "Koomar"; what is that, like five O's and two U's?
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Officer Palumbo: Bullets--my only weakness! How did you know?