Harold  & Kumar Go to White Castle

Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle quotes

72 total quotes (ID: 849)

Harold Lee
Kumar Patel
Mean Tollbooth Guy

[about to ride cheetah] This is either a really smart move or by far the stupidest thing that we have ever tried.

Did Doogie Howser just steal my ****ing car?

I'll tell these girls how you both got gonorrhea from that prostitute in Atlantic City.

Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition!

It's gonna take me a while to fix up your car there, so if you boys like, you can go on inside, get yourselves something to drink, warsh up, **** my wife, watch TV - anything you want. Mi casa mi su casa. Just don't do anything the Good Lord wouldn't do.

Who wants first reach-around?

Hey Randy! What? The devil! Whuh? The devil is everywhere...

I was goin down to Georgia, gonna get myself baptized, gon get myself baptized in the bussom of the Lord.

Hey, move your ass!

Move, you ****ing twat!

Move, you retarded ****! MOVE!!

Extreme Sports Punk #1: Dude, on a scale from 1 to 10, 1 being not so extreme and 10 being extremely extreme, I give this a 9.5!

Extreme Sports Punk #2: Wo-o-o! Extreme Cheddar!

Officer Palumbo: "Koomar"; what is that, like five O's and two U's?

Officer Palumbo: Bullets--my only weakness! How did you know?