Kumar Patel quotes

Congratu-****in'-lations!

Thank you, come again.

Dude, am I going deaf or did he just say we could **** his wife?

Roldy! Roldy! Dude, you gotta come quick. There's these two filthy pussies just aching to get boned by us! [total silence] I mean--duh--that there are these two lovely young pussies who would like to have a chat with you and I.

[in dream, spits at a bag of marijuana] Bitch! Learn how to ****in' make coffee, you ****ing whore!

Shotgun anus!

[after falling on the ground, holding his head] Ow-w-w! My ass!

So she's kinda ****ing cute. Let her touch your penis.

Hey, asshole, why don't you leave that guy alone and go jerk off to some snowboarding videos or something?

Just because you're hung like a moose doesn't mean you gotta do porn.

Hello-o-o-o, New Brunswick!

She touch your penis?

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