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Harold  & Kumar Go to White Castle

Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle quotes

72 total quotes

Freakshow
Harold Lee
Kumar Patel
Mean Tollbooth Guy
Others




View Quote Hey, asshole, why don't you leave that guy alone and go jerk off to some snowboarding videos or something?
View Quote Male Nurse: [wiping Kumar's lips with a little too much admiration] Soft, chocolate lips.
View Quote Burger Shack Employee: Ding-dong! May I interject for a second? As a Burger Shack employee for the past three years, if there's one thing I've learned, it's that if you're craving White Castle, the burgers here just don't cut it. In fact, just thinking about those tender little White Castle burgers with those little, itty-bitty grilled onions that just explode in your mouth like flavor crystals every time you bite into one, just makes me want to burn this mother****er down. Come on, Pookie, let's burn this mother****er down! Come on, Pookie! Let's burn it, Pookie! Let's burn this mother****er down! [starts destroying stuff] Let's burn it down! Let's burn it! [calms down] So you guys maybe should just suck it up and go to White Castle.
Kumar: You can always get your work done in the car.
Harold: Let's do it.
Kumar: All right. Awesome. Then listen, listen--no matter what, we are not ending this night without White Castle in our stomachs. Agreed?
Harold: Agreed.
[shakes Kumar's hand then gives him pound]
Burger Shack Employee: Wise choice. You guys might have wanted to stay away from our special sauce tonight. Me and Pookie, we added a secret ingredient. I'll give you a hint. It's semen.
[bursts out laughing]
Harold: [Smirks] Semen.
Burger Shack Employee: Animal semen.
[Harold and Kumar scream and drive off as fast as possible]
View Quote Congratu-****in'-lations!
View Quote Thank you, come again.
View Quote Dude, am I going deaf or did he just say we could **** his wife?
View Quote Roldy! Roldy! Dude, you gotta come quick. There's these two filthy pussies just aching to get boned by us! [total silence] I mean--duh--that there are these two lovely young pussies who would like to have a chat with you and I.
View Quote [in dream, spits at a bag of marijuana] Bitch! Learn how to ****in' make coffee, you ****ing whore!
View Quote Shotgun anus!
View Quote [after falling on the ground, holding his head] Ow-w-w! My ass!
View Quote So she's kinda ****ing cute. Let her touch your penis.
View Quote Just because you're hung like a moose doesn't mean you gotta do porn.
View Quote Hello-o-o-o, New Brunswick!
View Quote She touch your penis?
View Quote [to Maria in elevator, after seeing luggage at her feet] Sure got a lotta baggage.