Good Burger

Good Burger quotes

58 total quotes (ID: 244)

Mr. Wheat

(After waking up to his alarm clock, he picks it up and looks at it) WHOA! A CLOCK!

Kurt: You mess with Kurt and you go into the grinder.
Dexter: Okay, now this grinder of yours, is it a real grinder or is it some kind of a methaphor or something?
Kurt: That's it you're gone! Adios, TKO, historical!
Dexter: Wait, wait, wait. I won't be funny no more.
Kurt: Security!
(Security storms into the room)
Dexter: Wait! You ain't gotta bring the man down here! Kurt, come on, please! I need this job!
Kurt: Take out the trash!
Dexter: (offended) 'Trash?' Okay, now lookee here-
(Guards grab Dexter)
Kurt: Get this loser out of my face!
Dexter: 'Loser?!' Oh, now you're about to push me a little too far!
Kurt: You want a piece of me?
Dexter: Yeah! Extra crispy please!

(repeated line): Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger. Can I take your order?

(repeated line, usually sung): I'm a dude. He's a dude. She's a dude. We're all dudes, hey!

(to Kurt) Dude, you need a tic-tac.

It's okay people! Her butt is fine!

Yippee Skippy!

(while in the shake machine) Whoo! Strawberry jacuzzi!

I give up! There is no way a guy can watch his own butt!

(to Dexter) Is it because I'm black?

Okay, now this "grinder" of yours. Is it a real grinder or is it just some kind of metaphor?

See right about now I'd slap you in your head but I'm not sure your brain would understand the concept of pain!

Hey look, Ed. It's the Mondo idiot!

(to Ed) I don't wanna sit by you. I don't wanna see you. I don't wanna smell you. I don't wanna hang out with you. I don't even wannna use words with the letter "U!"

(after smashing his mother's car into Mr. Wheat's) Why?!