Good Burger

Good Burger quotes

58 total quotes (ID: 244)

Dexter
Ed
Kurt
Mr. Wheat
Other


(after having his car hit by Dexter's) My afro! My afro! Brother Reed, you have messed up my afro!


See, when I left school today, I didn't think I was gonna run into you this summer, or I didn't think you was gonna RUN INTO ME! I mean just RUN into me!

(to his car after Dexter hits it) Oh, Black Beauty, oh!

I hate to do this, young man. I hate to put a black man in jail, but I'm gonna have to call the police.

(after a giant plastic hamburger fell on his newly fixed car, crying) Why? What have I done?!

I'm going to have lunch at Mondo Burger. Home of the big booty burger

(repeated line): You mess with Kurt and you go into the grinder.

Okay, hot pants, I'm tired of playing games!

You're lying! You're lying! You're full of crap!

Otis: Can you get me to a hospital? I think I broke my ass.

Fizz: My name's never been abbreviated before. I love that!

Otis: I should've died years ago.

Otis: (after eating a fry with Ed's sauce on it) It makes me glad I'm not dead!

Attendent: (off screen, after Ed has released a deranged man from his straight jacket) Goodness gracious! He's killing Sydney!

Guards at asylum: Hey! Ho! Hey! Ho!