Good Burger quotes
58 total quotesDexter
Ed
Kurt
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(after having his car hit by Dexter's) My afro! My afro! Brother Reed, you have messed up my afro!
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See, when I left school today, I didn't think I was gonna run into you this summer, or I didn't think you was gonna RUN INTO ME! I mean just RUN into me!
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(to his car after Dexter hits it) Oh, Black Beauty, oh!
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I hate to do this, young man. I hate to put a black man in jail, but I'm gonna have to call the police.
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(after a giant plastic hamburger fell on his newly fixed car, crying) Why? What have I done?!
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I'm going to have lunch at Mondo Burger. Home of the big booty burger
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(repeated line): You mess with Kurt and you go into the grinder.
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Okay, hot pants, I'm tired of playing games!
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You're lying! You're lying! You're full of crap!
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Otis: Can you get me to a hospital? I think I broke my ass.
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Fizz: My name's never been abbreviated before. I love that!
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Otis: I should've died years ago.
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Otis: (after eating a fry with Ed's sauce on it) It makes me glad I'm not dead!
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Attendent: (off screen, after Ed has released a deranged man from his straight jacket) Goodness gracious! He's killing Sydney!
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Guards at asylum: Hey! Ho! Hey! Ho!