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Good Burger quotes

58 total quotes

Dexter
Ed
Kurt
Mr. Wheat
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View Quote (After waking up to his alarm clock, he picks it up and looks at it) WHOA! A CLOCK!
View Quote Kurt: You mess with Kurt and you go into the grinder.
Dexter: Okay, now this grinder of yours, is it a real grinder or is it some kind of a methaphor or something?
Kurt: That's it you're gone! Adios, TKO, historical!
Dexter: Wait, wait, wait. I won't be funny no more.
Kurt: Security!
(Security storms into the room)
Dexter: Wait! You ain't gotta bring the man down here! Kurt, come on, please! I need this job!
Kurt: Take out the trash!
Dexter: (offended) 'Trash?' Okay, now lookee here-
(Guards grab Dexter)
Kurt: Get this loser out of my face!
Dexter: 'Loser?!' Oh, now you're about to push me a little too far!
Kurt: You want a piece of me?
Dexter: Yeah! Extra crispy please!

View Quote (repeated line): Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger. Can I take your order?
View Quote (repeated line, usually sung): I'm a dude. He's a dude. She's a dude. We're all dudes, hey!
View Quote (to Kurt) Dude, you need a tic-tac.
View Quote It's okay people! Her butt is fine!
View Quote Yippee Skippy!
View Quote (while in the shake machine) Whoo! Strawberry jacuzzi!
View Quote I give up! There is no way a guy can watch his own butt!
View Quote (to Dexter) Is it because I'm black?
View Quote Okay, now this "grinder" of yours. Is it a real grinder or is it just some kind of metaphor?
View Quote See right about now I'd slap you in your head but I'm not sure your brain would understand the concept of pain!
View Quote Hey look, Ed. It's the Mondo idiot!
View Quote (to Ed) I don't wanna sit by you. I don't wanna see you. I don't wanna smell you. I don't wanna hang out with you. I don't even wannna use words with the letter "U!"
View Quote (after smashing his mother's car into Mr. Wheat's) Why?!