Finding Nemo

Finding Nemo quotes

92 total quotes (ID: 215)

Crush the Turtle
Dory
Marlin
Multiple Characters
The sharks
Voice cast


Dory: AAAAH! Something's got me!
Marlin: That was me, I'm sorry.
Dory: Who's that?!
Marlin: Who's that? Who could it be?! It's me!
Dory: Are... are you my conscience?
Marlin: [sighs, exasperated] Yes. Yes, I'm your conscience. We haven't spoken for a while. How are you?
Dory: Meh. Can't complain.
Marlin: Huh. Good. Tell me, Dory, do you see anything?
[A dim light gradually appears.]
Dory: Yeah, I see a light.
Marlin: A light?
Dory: Yeah. I see a light. Hey conscience, am I dead?
Marlin: No, no, I see it too.
Dory: It's so... [hypnotised] pretty...
Marlin: [also hypnotised] I feel... happy. Which is a big deal... for me.
Dory: I want to touch it...
[She does; the light bobs quickly away]
Both: Ooh...
Marlin: Hey, come back. Come on back here. I'm gonna get you.
Dory: Come here.
Marlin: [singing] I'm gonna swim with you...
Dory: I'm gonna get you. I'm gonna get you.
Marlin: [singing] I'm gonna be your best friend...
[The light is attached to a terrifying angler fish, which looms into view.]
Marlin: Good feeling's gone.


[Marlin and Dory see a whale]
Dory: Excuse me! Whoo-hoo! Little fella? Hello! [to Marlin] Don't be rude, say hi.
Marlin: Heh, hello.
Dory: His son Bingo...
Marlin: Nemo.
Dory: ...Nemo was taken to...
Marlin: Sydney.
Dory: ...Sydney, yeah. And it's really, really important that we get there as fast as we can, so can you help us out? C'mon, little fella. C'mon! [claps her fins playfully]
Marlin: Dory, I'm a little fella. I don't think that's a little fella.
[the whale makes a sound]
Dory: Oh, a big fella. Big... A whale... okay, Maybe he only speaks whale. [imitating the sound a whale makes] MwOOooo! WwwwEEEE... nEEeeeedd tOOooo FINNND hiIIiiss SONNNNN...
Marlin: Dory? What are you doing?
Dory: CaaaAAAaaN yoooOOOOu... mMm...
Marlin: Are you sure you speak whale?
Dory: ...giIIIVe uuuus dirRECtiooons?
Marlin: Heaven knows what you're saying!
[The whale swims off.]
Marlin: See? He's going away.
Dory: CoooOOOOOOme bAAAAAAAack!
Marlin: He's not coming back. You offended him!
Dory: Maybe a different dialect.
[She makes random whale sounds.]
Marlin: Dory, this is not whale. You're speaking, like, upset stomach.
Dory: Maybe I should try Humpback.
Marlin: No, don't try Humpback!
[Dory makes a new set of "whale" sounds.]
Marlin: Okay, you actually sound sick!
Dory: Maybe louder, huh? RAH! RAH!
Marlin: Don't do that!
Dory: Too much Orca. Didn't that sound a little Orca-ish?
Marlin: It dosen't sound like Orca! It sounds like nothing I've ever heard! [sighs] Oh, just as well. He might be hungry.
Dory: Relax. Whales don't eat clownfish. They eat krill.
[A school of terrified krill swims past as the whale looms into view behind them.]
Krill: Swim away!
Dory: Oh, look! Krill!
Marlin: Move, Dory, MOVE!!!

[The Tank Gang is watching the dentist at work.]
Deb: What have we got?
Peach: Root canal, and it's a doozy.
Bloat: Dam and clamper installed?
Peach: Yep.
[The dentist drills and the patient screams.]
Peach: Now he's using the Schilder technique.
Bloat: He's been favoring that one lately. He's using a Hedstrom file.
Gurgle: That's not a Hedstrom file, that's a K-flex.
Bloat: It has a teardrop cross section, clearly it's a Hedstrom.
Gurgle: No, it's a K-flex.
Bloat: Hedstrom!
Gurgle: K-FLEX!
Bloat: HEDSTROM!
[Bloat inflates.]
Bloat: Oomp. There I go. A little help over here?
Deb: [sighs] I'll go deflate him.

It's awesome, Jellyman. Little dudes are just eggs, we leave 'em on the beach to hatch, and then — koo-koo ka-choo! — they find their way back to the Big Ol' Blue.

Oh, I saw the whole thing, dude! First, you were like, whoa! And then we were like, WHOA! And then you were like, whoa.

Dory: [swimming upside down] C'mon! You gotta try this!
Marlin: Will you just STOP IT?! We're in a whale, don't you get it?!
Dory: A whale?
Marlin: A WHALE!! Because you asked for help, and now we're stuck here!
Dory: [looking around her] Wow. A whale. You know, I speak whale...
Marlin: No, Dory! You're insane! You CAN'T. SPEAK. WHALE!

Bruce: Fish are friends, not food.
Anchor: Except stinkin' dolphins!
Chum: Dolphins! Yeah, they think they're so cute! "Oh, look at me, I'm a flippy little dolphin, let me flip for you!"

[Nemo meets their teacher, Mr. Ray.]
Mr. Ray: Well, Nemo — all new explorers must answer a science question.
Nemo: [worried] Okay.
Mr. Ray: You live in what kind of home?
Nemo: [confidently] An an-ne-me-ne-mo-nem-ee! [not so confidently] A-nem-mo-ne-men... me-ne-mo-nee!
Mr. Ray: Okay, okay. Don't hurt yourself.

Fish-Friendly Shark Pledge: I am a nice shark. Not a mindless eatin' machine. If I want to change this image, I must first change myself. Fish are friends. Not food.

now give me some fin, nogin dude!!!!

Pearl: See this tentacle? It's actually shorter than all my other tentacles, but you can't really tell. Especally when I twirl them like this.

Phil: I had a tough time when my oldest went out on the drop off
Marlin: They just gotta grow up some--THE DROP OFF?! They're going to the drop off?! What-what-what are-what are we, INSANE?! Why don't we just fry them up now and serve them with chips?!
Bob: Hey Marty, calm down.
Marlin: Don't tell me to calm down, pony boy!
Bob: [pause] "Pony boy"?
Phil: Ya know, for a clown fish, he really is not funny.
Ted: Pity.

[Hundreds of seagulls are surronding Marlin and Dory]
Seagull: Mine.
Nigal: [quiet and controlled] Okay. Don't make any sudden moves. Hop inside my mouth, if you want to live.
Marlin: Hop in your mouth, huh?! And how does that make me live?!
Nigal: Because... I can take you to your son.
Marlin: Yeah, right.
Nigal: No! I know your son! He's small and orange, he has a gimpy fin on one side--
Marlin: [jumping up] THATS NEMO!!!
[Seagulls attack]

Bloat: Nemo! Newcomer of orange and white! You have been summoned to the top of Mt. Wannahokaloogie to join with us, in the fraternal bonds... of tankhood.
Nemo: Huh?!
Peach: We want you in our club, kid.
Nemo: Oh, cool!
Bloat: If you can survive... the Ring... of... FIRE!!!
[Nothing happens.]
Bloat: Come on, the Ring of Fire! The Ring of Fire!
[Jacques suddenly comes to attention.]
Jacques: Sorry!
Bloat: You said you could do this!
[Bubbles explode out of the top of the "volcano".]
Bloat: The Ring of Fire!

Gill: From this moment on, you shall now be known as Sharkbait.
Bloat, Gurgle, Bubbles: Sharkbait! Hoo ha ha!
Gill: Welcome, Brother Sharkbait!
Bloat, Gurgle, Bubbles: Sharkbait! Hoo ha ha!
Gill: Enough with the Sharkbait.
Gurgle: Sharkbait! Hoo... bop pa doo.