The sharks quotes

Fish-Friendly Shark Pledge: I am a nice shark. Not a mindless eatin' machine. If I want to change this image, I must first change myself. Fish are friends. Not food.

[Bruce has rediscovered his taste for blood—and fish.]
Chum, Anchor: Intervention!

Bruce: Now there's a father looking for his little boy. [whines] I never knew my father! [cries]

Bruce: Here's Brucey!

Bruce: We're having fish tonight!

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