Crush the Turtle quotes

Oh, I saw the whole thing, dude! First, you were like, whoa! And then we were like, WHOA! And then you were like, whoa.

You've got serious thrill issues dude... awesome!

Oh, man. Hey, no hurling on the shell, dude, okay? Just waxed it.

You, Mini-Man! Takin' on the jellies. You got serious thrill issues, dude.

It's awesome, Jellyman. Little dudes are just eggs, we leave 'em on the beach to hatch, and then — koo-koo ka-choo! — they find their way back to the Big Ol' Blue.

[while surfing the tide of the Eastern Australian Current] Righteous! Righteous!

now give me some fin, nogin dude!!!!

Mister turtle is my father, name's Crush.

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