Finding Nemo

Finding Nemo quotes

92 total quotes (ID: 215)

Crush the Turtle
Multiple Characters
The sharks
Voice cast

Nemo: I wanna go home. Do you know where my dad is?
Peach: Honey, your dad's probably back at the pet store.
Bloat: Yes, I'm from Bob's Fish Mart.
Gurgle: Pet Palace.
Bubbles: Fish-O-Rama.
Deb: Mail order.
Peach: eBay.
Gurgle: So, kid, what is it?
Nemo: I'm from... the ocean.
Gurgle: Ahh, the ocean... THE OCEAN?! AAARGH! He hasn't been decontaminated yet! JACQUES!
Jacques: Oui?
Gurgle: CLEAN HIM!
Jacques: Oui.

Pearl: See this tentacle? It's actually shorter than all my other tentacles, but you can't really tell. Especally when I twirl them like this.

Phil: I had a tough time when my oldest went out on the drop off
Marlin: They just gotta grow up some--THE DROP OFF?! They're going to the drop off?! What-what-what are-what are we, INSANE?! Why don't we just fry them up now and serve them with chips?!
Bob: Hey Marty, calm down.
Marlin: Don't tell me to calm down, pony boy!
Bob: [pause] "Pony boy"?
Phil: Ya know, for a clown fish, he really is not funny.
Ted: Pity.

[After Marlin leaves Dory, newly escaped Nemo comes across her.]
Nemo: Hey, what's the matter?
Dory: I don't know what's going on! I don't know where I am! I know I'm supposed to be looking for someone, but I just can't remember! Can't remember...
Nemo: Hey, it's okay. I'm looking for someone too. Maybe we could look together?
Dory: I'm Dory.
Nemo: I'm Nemo.
Dory: Nemo?! [long pause] That's a nice name.

[Gurgle is frantic about the filthy aquarium.]
Gurgle: Don't you people realize we are swimming in our own--
Peach: Shhhh! Here he comes!

[Hundreds of seagulls are surronding Marlin and Dory]
Seagull: Mine.
Nigal: [quiet and controlled] Okay. Don't make any sudden moves. Hop inside my mouth, if you want to live.
Marlin: Hop in your mouth, huh?! And how does that make me live?!
Nigal: Because... I can take you to your son.
Marlin: Yeah, right.
Nigal: No! I know your son! He's small and orange, he has a gimpy fin on one side--
Marlin: [jumping up] THATS NEMO!!!
[Seagulls attack]

[Marlin and Dory see a whale]
Dory: Excuse me! Whoo-hoo! Little fella? Hello! [to Marlin] Don't be rude, say hi.
Marlin: Heh, hello.
Dory: His son Bingo...
Marlin: Nemo.
Dory: ...Nemo was taken to...
Marlin: Sydney.
Dory: ...Sydney, yeah. And it's really, really important that we get there as fast as we can, so can you help us out? C'mon, little fella. C'mon! [claps her fins playfully]
Marlin: Dory, I'm a little fella. I don't think that's a little fella.
[the whale makes a sound]
Dory: Oh, a big fella. Big... A whale... okay, Maybe he only speaks whale. [imitating the sound a whale makes] MwOOooo! WwwwEEEE... nEEeeeedd tOOooo FINNND hiIIiiss SONNNNN...
Marlin: Dory? What are you doing?
Dory: CaaaAAAaaN yoooOOOOu... mMm...
Marlin: Are you sure you speak whale?
Dory: ...giIIIVe uuuus dirRECtiooons?
Marlin: Heaven knows what you're saying!
[The whale swims off.]
Marlin: See? He's going away.
Dory: CoooOOOOOOme bAAAAAAAack!
Marlin: He's not coming back. You offended him!
Dory: Maybe a different dialect.
[She makes random whale sounds.]
Marlin: Dory, this is not whale. You're speaking, like, upset stomach.
Dory: Maybe I should try Humpback.
Marlin: No, don't try Humpback!
[Dory makes a new set of "whale" sounds.]
Marlin: Okay, you actually sound sick!
Dory: Maybe louder, huh? RAH! RAH!
Marlin: Don't do that!
Dory: Too much Orca. Didn't that sound a little Orca-ish?
Marlin: It dosen't sound like Orca! It sounds like nothing I've ever heard! [sighs] Oh, just as well. He might be hungry.
Dory: Relax. Whales don't eat clownfish. They eat krill.
[A school of terrified krill swims past as the whale looms into view behind them.]
Krill: Swim away!
Dory: Oh, look! Krill!
Marlin: Move, Dory, MOVE!!!

[Nemo appears to be dead in his bag, Gill and Bloat see him for the first time in a few minutes]
Bloat: [Murmers] He's dead...
Gill: [Horrified] SHARKBAIT!!
[Nemo suddenly turns and winks at the fish in the tank before playing dead again]
Gill: He's still alive!
Bloat: He's not dead, whats happening why is he playing dead?
[The dentist appears to be carrying Nemo towards the bathroom]
Gill: He's gonna get flushed down the toilet, he's gonna get outta here, [dentist suddenly changes direction] oh no! Not the trash can!
Bloat: Nemo, NO!!!

[Nemo meets their teacher, Mr. Ray.]
Mr. Ray: Well, Nemo — all new explorers must answer a science question.
Nemo: [worried] Okay.
Mr. Ray: You live in what kind of home?
Nemo: [confidently] An an-ne-me-ne-mo-nem-ee! [not so confidently] A-nem-mo-ne-men... me-ne-mo-nee!
Mr. Ray: Okay, okay. Don't hurt yourself.

[The Tank Gang is watching the dentist at work.]
Deb: What have we got?
Peach: Root canal, and it's a doozy.
Bloat: Dam and clamper installed?
Peach: Yep.
[The dentist drills and the patient screams.]
Peach: Now he's using the Schilder technique.
Bloat: He's been favoring that one lately. He's using a Hedstrom file.
Gurgle: That's not a Hedstrom file, that's a K-flex.
Bloat: It has a teardrop cross section, clearly it's a Hedstrom.
Gurgle: No, it's a K-flex.
Bloat: Hedstrom!
Gurgle: K-FLEX!
[Bloat inflates.]
Bloat: Oomp. There I go. A little help over here?
Deb: [sighs] I'll go deflate him.

[The whale departs after taking Marlin and Dory to Sydney.]
Marlin: ThaAAANnnnkKK yYYyoooOOOOOuuuuUUuu, SSSIIIrrrr!
Dory: Wow. Wish I could speak whale.

[Bruce has rediscovered his taste for blood—and fish.]
Chum, Anchor: Intervention!

[Nemo has just made a daring approach to a boat.]

[singing] Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming, swimming swimming. What do we do? We swim, swim, swim.

[The dentist has just rather painfully yanked out a tooth.]
The Dentist: Oh, well, that's one way to pull a tooth out! Right, Prime Minister?