Finding Nemo quotes

View Quote Marlin: Look! Already it's half empty!
Dory: Hmm. I'd say it's half full.
Marlin: Stop that!

View Quote Marlin: No no no, he's my son. He was taken by these divers.
Anchor: Humans. Think they own everything. Probably AMERICAN!

View Quote [Nemo appears to be dead in his bag, Gill and Bloat see him for the first time in a few minutes]
Bloat: [Murmers] He's dead...
Gill: [Horrified] SHARKBAIT!!
[Nemo suddenly turns and winks at the fish in the tank before playing dead again]
Gill: He's still alive!
Bloat: He's not dead, whats happening why is he playing dead?
[The dentist appears to be carrying Nemo towards the bathroom]
Gill: He's gonna get flushed down the toilet, he's gonna get outta here, [dentist suddenly changes direction] oh no! Not the trash can!
Bloat: Nemo, NO!!!

View Quote Dory: AAAAH! Something's got me!
Marlin: That was me, I'm sorry.
Dory: Who's that?!
Marlin: Who's that? Who could it be?! It's me!
Dory: Are... are you my conscience?
Marlin: [sighs, exasperated] Yes. Yes, I'm your conscience. We haven't spoken for a while. How are you?
Dory: Meh. Can't complain.
Marlin: Huh. Good. Tell me, Dory, do you see anything?
[A dim light gradually appears.]
Dory: Yeah, I see a light.
Marlin: A light?
Dory: Yeah. I see a light. Hey conscience, am I dead?
Marlin: No, no, I see it too.
Dory: It's so... [hypnotised] pretty...
Marlin: [also hypnotised] I feel... happy. Which is a big deal... for me.
Dory: I want to touch it...
[She does; the light bobs quickly away]
Both: Ooh...
Marlin: Hey, come back. Come on back here. I'm gonna get you.
Dory: Come here.
Marlin: [singing] I'm gonna swim with you...
Dory: I'm gonna get you. I'm gonna get you.
Marlin: [singing] I'm gonna be your best friend...
[The light is attached to a terrifying angler fish, which looms into view.]
Marlin: Good feeling's gone.

View Quote Dory: How about we play a game?
Marlin: All right.
Dory: Okay, I'm thinking of something orange, and it's small...
Marlin: It's me.
Dory: Right!
[Later]
Dory: I'm thinking of something orange and small...
Marlin: Me again.
Dory: All right, Mr. Smartypants...
[Even later]
Dory: ... It's orange and small, and has stripes...
Marlin: Me. And the next one - just a guess - me.
Dory: Okay, that's just scary.

View Quote Dory: He [the whale] says "It's time to let go!"
Marlin: But, but, how do you know nothing bad will happen?
Dory: I don't!

View Quote Marlin: But, but dude how do you know when they're ready?
Crush: Well you never really know you know, but when they know you'll know, ya know?

View Quote [Marlin and Dory see a whale]
Dory: Excuse me! Whoo-hoo! Little fella? Hello! [to Marlin] Don't be rude, say hi.
Marlin: Heh, hello.
Dory: His son Bingo...
Marlin: Nemo.
Dory: ...Nemo was taken to...
Marlin: Sydney.
Dory: ...Sydney, yeah. And it's really, really important that we get there as fast as we can, so can you help us out? C'mon, little fella. C'mon! [claps her fins playfully]
Marlin: Dory, I'm a little fella. I don't think that's a little fella.
[the whale makes a sound]
Dory: Oh, a big fella. Big... A whale... okay, Maybe he only speaks whale. [imitating the sound a whale makes] MwOOooo! WwwwEEEE... nEEeeeedd tOOooo FINNND hiIIiiss SONNNNN...
Marlin: Dory? What are you doing?
Dory: CaaaAAAaaN yoooOOOOu... mMm...
Marlin: Are you sure you speak whale?
Dory: ...giIIIVe uuuus dirRECtiooons?
Marlin: Heaven knows what you're saying!
[The whale swims off.]
Marlin: See? He's going away.
Dory: CoooOOOOOOme bAAAAAAAack!
Marlin: He's not coming back. You offended him!
Dory: Maybe a different dialect.
[She makes random whale sounds.]
Marlin: Dory, this is not whale. You're speaking, like, upset stomach.
Dory: Maybe I should try Humpback.
Marlin: No, don't try Humpback!
[Dory makes a new set of "whale" sounds.]
Marlin: Okay, you actually sound sick!
Dory: Maybe louder, huh? RAH! RAH!
Marlin: Don't do that!
Dory: Too much Orca. Didn't that sound a little Orca-ish?
Marlin: It dosen't sound like Orca! It sounds like nothing I've ever heard! [sighs] Oh, just as well. He might be hungry.
Dory: Relax. Whales don't eat clownfish. They eat krill.
[A school of terrified krill swims past as the whale looms into view behind them.]
Krill: Swim away!
Dory: Oh, look! Krill!
Marlin: Move, Dory, MOVE!!!

View Quote Dory: Have you seen a orange fish swim by? It looks just like him.
[She points at Nemo.]
Nemo: But bigger!
Crab: Yeah, I saw him, Bluey. But I'm not telling you where he went! And there's no way you're gonna make me.
[Dory holds Crab out of water for the seagulls to see.]
Seagulls: Mine! Mine! Mine!
Crab: AAAH! All right! I'll talk! I'll talk! He went to the fishing grounds!

View Quote [The whale departs after taking Marlin and Dory to Sydney.]
Marlin: ThaAAANnnnkKK yYYyoooOOOOOuuuuUUuu, SSSIIIrrrr!
Dory: Wow. Wish I could speak whale.

View Quote [Hundreds of seagulls are surronding Marlin and Dory]
Seagull: Mine.
Nigal: [quiet and controlled] Okay. Don't make any sudden moves. Hop inside my mouth, if you want to live.
Marlin: Hop in your mouth, huh?! And how does that make me live?!
Nigal: Because... I can take you to your son.
Marlin: Yeah, right.
Nigal: No! I know your son! He's small and orange, he has a gimpy fin on one side--
Marlin: [jumping up] THATS NEMO!!!
[Seagulls attack]

View Quote Bloat: Nemo! Newcomer of orange and white! You have been summoned to the top of Mt. Wannahokaloogie to join with us, in the fraternal bonds... of tankhood.
Nemo: Huh?!
Peach: We want you in our club, kid.
Nemo: Oh, cool!
Bloat: If you can survive... the Ring... of... FIRE!!!
[Nothing happens.]
Bloat: Come on, the Ring of Fire! The Ring of Fire!
[Jacques suddenly comes to attention.]
Jacques: Sorry!
Bloat: You said you could do this!
[Bubbles explode out of the top of the "volcano".]
Bloat: The Ring of Fire!

View Quote [After Marlin leaves Dory, newly escaped Nemo comes across her.]
Nemo: Hey, what's the matter?
Dory: I don't know what's going on! I don't know where I am! I know I'm supposed to be looking for someone, but I just can't remember! Can't remember...
Nemo: Hey, it's okay. I'm looking for someone too. Maybe we could look together?
Dory: I'm Dory.
Nemo: I'm Nemo.
Dory: Nemo?! [long pause] That's a nice name.

View Quote Nemo: I wanna go home. Do you know where my dad is?
Peach: Honey, your dad's probably back at the pet store.
Bloat: Yes, I'm from Bob's Fish Mart.
Gurgle: Pet Palace.
Bubbles: Fish-O-Rama.
Deb: Mail order.
Peach: eBay.
Gurgle: So, kid, what is it?
Nemo: I'm from... the ocean.
Gurgle: Ahh, the ocean... THE OCEAN?! AAARGH! He hasn't been decontaminated yet! JACQUES!
Jacques: Oui?
Gurgle: CLEAN HIM!
Jacques: Oui.

View Quote Albert Brooks - Marlin