Fight Club quotes

View Quote We used to read pornography. Now it was the Horchow collection.

View Quote After fighting, everything else in your life got the volume turned down. You could deal with anything.

View Quote Tyler Durden: OK, any historic figure.
Narrator: I'd fight Gandhi.
Tyler Durden: Good answer.
Narrator: How about you?
Tyler Durden: Lincoln.
Narrator: Lincoln?
Tyler Durden: Big guy, big reach. Skinny guys fight 'til they're burger.

View Quote ... when you buy furniture, you tell yourself: that's it, that's the last sofa I'm gonna need. No matter what else happens, I've got that sofa problem handled. I had it all. I had a stereo that was very decent, a wardrobe that was getting very respectable. I was so close to being complete.

View Quote I am Jack's inflamed sense of rejection.

View Quote I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.

View Quote I am Jack's raging bile duct.

View Quote Narrator: When people think you're dying, they really, really listen to you, instead of just ...
Marla Singer: ... waiting for their turn to speak?

View Quote How embarrassing. A house full of condiments and no food.

View Quote **** Martha Stewart! Martha's polishing the brass on the Titanic; it's all going down, man. So **** off with your sofa units and your Strinne green stripe patterns. I say, never be complete. I say, stop being perfect. I say, let's evolve, and let the chips fall where they may.

View Quote It's a bridesmaid's dress. Someone loved it intensely for one day, then tossed it ... like a Christmas tree. So special, then bam – it's on the side of the road, tinsel still clinging to it – like a sex crime victim, underwear inside out, bound with electrical tape.

View Quote Narrator: I am Jack's colon ...
Tyler Durden: I get cancer, I kill Jack.

View Quote Now, why do guys like you and me know what a duvet is? Is it essential to our survival in the hunter-gatherer sense of the word? No. What are we, then?

View Quote Pre Movie Warning: "If you are reading this, then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all who claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think everything you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told you should want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity, you will become a statistic. You have been warned ... Tyler." Taken from split-second "pop-up" warning that appears at the beginning of the DVD

View Quote I am Jack's broken heart.