Fight Club

Fight Club quotes

100 total quotes (ID: 211)

Marla Singer
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Narrator
Tyler Durden


It was beautiful: we were selling rich women their own fat asses back to them.


We used to read pornography. Now it was the Horchow collection.

It's a bridesmaid's dress. Someone loved it intensely for one day, then tossed it ... like a Christmas tree. So special, then bam – it's on the side of the road, tinsel still clinging to it – like a sex crime victim, underwear inside out, bound with electrical tape.

Narrator: A new car built by my company leaves somewhere traveling at 60 mph. The rear differential locks up. The car crashes and burns with everyone trapped inside. Now, should we initiate a recall? Take the number of vehicles in the field, A, multiply by the probable rate of failure, B, multiply by the average out-of-court settlement, C. A times B times C equals X. If X is less than the cost of a recall, we don't do one.
Woman on plane: Are there a lot of these kinds of accidents?
Narrator: You wouldn't believe.
Woman on plane: Which car company do you work for?
Narrator: A major one.

How embarrassing. A house full of condiments and no food.

Narrator: When people think you're dying, they really, really listen to you, instead of just ...
Marla Singer: ... waiting for their turn to speak?

You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you. He never wanted you. In all probability, he hates you. This is not the worst thing that can happen. We don't need Him. **** damnation, man, **** redemption! If we are God's unwanted children, so be it!

A condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip one on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night. Then, you throw it away ... the condom, I mean, not the stranger.

Narrator: I am Jack's colon ...
Tyler Durden: I get cancer, I kill Jack.

This isn't a for real suicide. This is probably one of those "cry for help" things.

**** Martha Stewart! Martha's polishing the brass on the Titanic; it's all going down, man. So **** off with your sofa units and your Strinne green stripe patterns. I say, never be complete. I say, stop being perfect. I say, let's evolve, and let the chips fall where they may.

Tyler Durden: OK, any historic figure.
Narrator: I'd fight Gandhi.
Tyler Durden: Good answer.
Narrator: How about you?
Tyler Durden: Lincoln.
Narrator: Lincoln?
Tyler Durden: Big guy, big reach. Skinny guys fight 'til they're burger.

Narrator: Testicular cancer should be no contest.
Marla Singer: You know, technically, I have more of a right to be there than you. You still have your balls.
Narrator: You're kidding.
Marla Singer: I don't know. Am I?

Richard Chesler: Is that your blood?
Narrator: Some of it, yeah.

Oh, heavens, no. Not the green one, anything but the green one. [After the green wire is cut] I asked you not to do that!