Fight Club

Fight Club quotes

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Marla Singer
Multiple Characters
Tyler Durden

Put a gun to my head and paint the walls with my brains.

You had to give it to him – he had a plan. And it started to make sense, in a Tyler sort of way. No fear, no distractions. The ability to let that which does not matter ... truly slide.

Oh, heavens, no. Not the green one, anything but the green one. [After the green wire is cut] I asked you not to do that!

Narrator: You know, what I really think is it's time you got out of here.
Marla Singer: Yeah. Don't worry, I'm leaving.
Narrator: Not that we don't love your little visits.
Marla Singer: You know, you are such a nutcase I can't even begin to keep up.

You have deep-seated emotional problems for which you should seek professional help!

The first rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club. Third rule of Fight Club: someone yells "stop", goes limp, taps out, the fight is over. Fourth rule: only two guys to a fight. Fifth rule: one fight at a time, fellas. Sixth rule: no shirts, no shoes. Seventh rule: fights will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first night at Fight Club, you have to fight.

If I fall asleep, I'm done for. You're gonna have to keep me up – all night ...

[From theatrical PSA] Did you know that urine is sterile? You can drink it.

You're the worst thing that ever happened to me.

You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else.

I'd like to thank the Academy ...

I look like you want to look, I **** like you want to ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in every way that you are not.

Self-improvement is masturbation. Now, self-destruction ...

We're a generation of men raised by women. I'm wondering if another woman is really the answer we need.

My God ... I haven't been ****ed like that since grade school.