Fight Club quotes

View Quote I am Jack's wasted life.

View Quote The first soap was made from the ashes of heroes, like the first monkey shot into space. Without pain, without sacrifice, we would have nothing.

View Quote Three minutes. This is it, ground zero. Would you like to say anything to mark the occasion?

View Quote I am Jack's smirking revenge.

View Quote I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every Panda that wouldn't screw to save its species. I wanted to open the dump valves on oil tankers and smother all those French beaches I'd never see. I wanted to breathe smoke.

View Quote I am Jack's cold sweat.

View Quote This isn't a for real suicide. This is probably one of those "cry for help" things.

View Quote Narrator: A new car built by my company leaves somewhere traveling at 60 mph. The rear differential locks up. The car crashes and burns with everyone trapped inside. Now, should we initiate a recall? Take the number of vehicles in the field, A, multiply by the probable rate of failure, B, multiply by the average out-of-court settlement, C. A times B times C equals X. If X is less than the cost of a recall, we don't do one.
Woman on plane: Are there a lot of these kinds of accidents?
Narrator: You wouldn't believe.
Woman on plane: Which car company do you work for?
Narrator: A major one.

View Quote Oh, heavens, no. Not the green one, anything but the green one. [After the green wire is cut] I asked you not to do that!

View Quote You had to give it to him – he had a plan. And it started to make sense, in a Tyler sort of way. No fear, no distractions. The ability to let that which does not matter ... truly slide.

View Quote A condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip one on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night. Then, you throw it away ... the condom, I mean, not the stranger.

View Quote I'd like to thank the Academy ...

View Quote Narrator: Testicular cancer should be no contest.
Marla Singer: You know, technically, I have more of a right to be there than you. You still have your balls.
Narrator: You're kidding.
Marla Singer: I don't know. Am I?

View Quote If I fall asleep, I'm done for. You're gonna have to keep me up – all night ...

View Quote Self-improvement is masturbation. Now, self-destruction ...