Fight Club

Fight Club quotes

100 total quotes (ID: 211)

Marla Singer
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Tyler Durden


**** Martha Stewart! Martha's polishing the brass on the Titanic; it's all going down, man. So **** off with your sofa units and your Strinne green stripe patterns. I say, never be complete. I say, stop being perfect. I say, let's evolve, and let the chips fall where they may.


The first rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club. Third rule of Fight Club: someone yells "stop", goes limp, taps out, the fight is over. Fourth rule: only two guys to a fight. Fifth rule: one fight at a time, fellas. Sixth rule: no shirts, no shoes. Seventh rule: fights will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first night at Fight Club, you have to fight.

Put a gun to my head and paint the walls with my brains.

If I fall asleep, I'm done for. You're gonna have to keep me up – all night ...

[From theatrical PSA] Did you know that urine is sterile? You can drink it.

You have deep-seated emotional problems for which you should seek professional help!

You're the worst thing that ever happened to me.

You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else.

Our fathers were our models for God. If our fathers failed, what does that tell you about God?

That old saying, how you always hurt the one you love? Well, look, it works both ways.

I'd like to thank the Academy ...

Self-improvement is masturbation. Now, self-destruction ...

I look like you want to look, I **** like you want to ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in every way that you are not.

My God ... I haven't been ****ed like that since grade school.

Ah. Flashback humor.