Fight Club

Fight Club quotes

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Marla Singer
Multiple Characters
Tyler Durden

Narrator: Testicular cancer should be no contest.
Marla Singer: You know, technically, I have more of a right to be there than you. You still have your balls.
Narrator: You're kidding.
Marla Singer: I don't know. Am I?

Put a gun to my head and paint the walls with my brains.

You have deep-seated emotional problems for which you should seek professional help!

Oh, heavens, no. Not the green one, anything but the green one. [After the green wire is cut] I asked you not to do that!

Richard Chesler: Is that your blood?
Narrator: Some of it, yeah.

Narrator: You know, what I really think is it's time you got out of here.
Marla Singer: Yeah. Don't worry, I'm leaving.
Narrator: Not that we don't love your little visits.
Marla Singer: You know, you are such a nutcase I can't even begin to keep up.

If I fall asleep, I'm done for. You're gonna have to keep me up – all night ...

[From theatrical PSA] Did you know that urine is sterile? You can drink it.

The first rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club. Third rule of Fight Club: someone yells "stop", goes limp, taps out, the fight is over. Fourth rule: only two guys to a fight. Fifth rule: one fight at a time, fellas. Sixth rule: no shirts, no shoes. Seventh rule: fights will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first night at Fight Club, you have to fight.

You're the worst thing that ever happened to me.

For six months I couldn't sleep. With insomnia, nothing's real. Everything is far away. Everything is a copy ... of a copy ... of a copy.

Stop trying to control everything and just let go.

Self-improvement is masturbation. Now, self-destruction ...

I look like you want to look, I **** like you want to ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in every way that you are not.

I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.