Fat Albert

Fat Albert quotes

55 total quotes (ID: 205)

Dumb Donald
Fat Albert
Multiple Characters
Weird Hal

(Doris comes down the stairs dressed for the party.)
Rudy: Wow.
Bill: Doris, you look great.
Dumb Donald: You look tight.
Fat Albert: What'd you just say?
Dumb Donald: I learned it at the mall.
Fat Albert: Oh. Well, don't talk that way about Doris.
Doris: You-you really think I look okay?
Rudy: When you walk into the party, people are gonna notice.
Doris: Yeah?
Gang: (dazed) Yeah...

Rudy: Can I ask you a question?
Doris: Sure.
Rudy: (sighs) If I didn't have to go back-I mean, if I was a real person, would you-
Doris: Would I what?
Rudy: (hesitates) Would you go out with me?
Doris: (giggles lightly) You mean, like, on a date?
Rudy: Yeah.
Doris: But we are on a date.
Rudy: That's right. Cool.


(The Gang is looking at a poster of their T.V. series. It reads: "FAT ALBERT and the Cosby Kids OWN THE COMPLETE COLLECTION ON DVD")
Bill: See. That's who we are.
Rudy: Yeah. And we're coming out on "divda."

Old Man: You go out there and you'll poke your eye out!
Russell: Why do adults always say you'll poke your eye out?

Store Clerk: That'll be $10,428.22.
Fat Albert: Uh, I-I don't have any money.
Store Clerk : Why didn't you tell me that?
Fat Albert: You didn't ask.

There's no way I'm letting that fat kid get over on Lauri.

I'm a party animal!

Literary works

I have no face.

This page was last modified on 28 April 2008, at 10:56.

Listen up, everybody! This fat fool is not what he appears to be!

Those guys, Albert's friends...they're very strange. I think they could be some kind of a cult.

I don't have friends because I don't want friends.

Aren't you the hip-hop fool.