Fat Albert quotes

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View Quote Mrs. Forchik: Doris says that you're visiting. Where is it that you live?
Fat Albert: North Philly.
(Class laughs)
Fat Albert: Is that funny?
Mrs. Forchik: Yes. It is. Considering the fact that you're in North Philadelphia and therefore are visiting North Philadelphia from North Philadelphia.
Fat Albert: Hmm...

View Quote Those guys, Albert's friends...they're very strange. I think they could be some kind of a cult.

View Quote There's no way I'm letting that fat kid get over on Lauri.

View Quote Arthur! Learn the handshake!

View Quote (The Gang is looking at a poster of their T.V. series. It reads: "FAT ALBERT and the Cosby Kids OWN THE COMPLETE COLLECTION ON DVD")
Bill: See. That's who we are.
Rudy: Yeah. And we're coming out on "divda."

View Quote I have a face? I do? I do!

View Quote Guy in Class: What's that on your head?
Dumb Donald: It's my hat.
Guy in Class: Why don't you take it off?
Dumb Donald: I have no face.
Guy in Class: Right. (grabs backpack and moves)

View Quote Doris, why are you acting like a loser? You're not a loser.

View Quote I'm a party animal!

View Quote Rudy: (to Bill) Okay, say you're a girl and you're on a roller coaster.
Bill: I'm not sayin' I'm a girl on a roller coaster. What's wrong with you, man? Why don't you say you're a girl on a roller coaster by yourself!

View Quote Aren't you the hip-hop fool.

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View Quote I don't have friends because I don't want friends.

View Quote Listen up, everybody! This fat fool is not what he appears to be!