Fat Albert quotes

55 total quotes

Lauri
Multiple Characters
Reggie
Rudy
Songs
Weird Hal

View Quote I don't have problems. I solve problems.

View Quote Okay, Daddy and I are gonna have to have a long talk. I don't know how, but I'm gonna tell him that we need a gate. Some kind of guard or screen to put over the television set so nobody can get out. Okay.

View Quote Guy in Class: What's that on your head?
Dumb Donald: It's my hat.
Guy in Class: Why don't you take it off?
Dumb Donald: I have no face.
Guy in Class: Right. (grabs backpack and moves)

View Quote There's no way I'm letting that fat kid get over on Lauri.

View Quote Doris, why are you acting like a loser? You're not a loser.

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View Quote Rudy: (to Bill) Okay, say you're a girl and you're on a roller coaster.
Bill: I'm not sayin' I'm a girl on a roller coaster. What's wrong with you, man? Why don't you say you're a girl on a roller coaster by yourself!

View Quote I have no face.

View Quote Arthur! Learn the handshake!

View Quote Aren't you the hip-hop fool.

View Quote I have a face? I do? I do!

View Quote Doris, no one came out of our television set.

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View Quote I don't have friends because I don't want friends.

View Quote This page was last modified on 28 April 2008, at 10:56.