Doris quotes

(to Fat Albert and the Gang) Okay, other people can see you, too. That's good. I think.

This cannot be happening. I'm losing my mind. Yeah, that's it.

(repeated line) I do not have a problem.

I don't have friends because I don't want friends.

Okay, Daddy and I are gonna have to have a long talk. I don't know how, but I'm gonna tell him that we need a gate. Some kind of guard or screen to put over the television set so nobody can get out. Okay.

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