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Arthur: Yo! Nobody makes a fool out of Reggie except for Reggie.
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Store Clerk: I know big, and you my friend are big.
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Danielle: He better not be doing this again!
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Old Man: You go out there and you'll poke your eye out!
Russell: Why do adults always say you'll poke your eye out?
Russell: Why do adults always say you'll poke your eye out?
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Fat Albert: (concerned) That girl has a problem.
Doris: What problem?
Fat Albert: You must have a problem, you were cryin'.
Doris: Problem...right...Um,um, uh, I was crying because I lost my, um (looks around for something, spots backpack) my backpack!
Rudy: (pointing at backpack) Is that it?
Doris: (feigning surprise) Oh! You found my backpack!
Doris: What problem?
Fat Albert: You must have a problem, you were cryin'.
Doris: Problem...right...Um,um, uh, I was crying because I lost my, um (looks around for something, spots backpack) my backpack!
Rudy: (pointing at backpack) Is that it?
Doris: (feigning surprise) Oh! You found my backpack!
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Doris: (turns around and sees the Gang) Aah! Don't you guys make noise when you enter a room.
Fat Albert: Well, I never thought about that. We-we just enter. (shrugs shoulders)
Doris: Okay, here are your drinks. (places sodas on table, each takes can)
Rudy: Do you have a can opener?
Doris: The can opener's on the can.
(Albert pops top)
Gang: Ooh...
(Rudy pops top)
Gang: Aah...
(Each member begins to pop top rhythmically. They begin humming the Fat Albert Theme.)
Gang: (singing) Na, na ,na. Gonna have a good time (Fat Albert: Hey, hey hey!). Na, na, na. Gonna have a good time.
Doris: Stop! Stop! Hello? What are you doing?
Bill: Singin'.
Doris: I know you're singing, but aren't you gonna drink?
Fat Albert: Not unless somebody writes that we're thirsty.
Doris: Okay, forget the drinks.
Fat Albert: Well, I never thought about that. We-we just enter. (shrugs shoulders)
Doris: Okay, here are your drinks. (places sodas on table, each takes can)
Rudy: Do you have a can opener?
Doris: The can opener's on the can.
(Albert pops top)
Gang: Ooh...
(Rudy pops top)
Gang: Aah...
(Each member begins to pop top rhythmically. They begin humming the Fat Albert Theme.)
Gang: (singing) Na, na ,na. Gonna have a good time (Fat Albert: Hey, hey hey!). Na, na, na. Gonna have a good time.
Doris: Stop! Stop! Hello? What are you doing?
Bill: Singin'.
Doris: I know you're singing, but aren't you gonna drink?
Fat Albert: Not unless somebody writes that we're thirsty.
Doris: Okay, forget the drinks.
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Bucky: What do we do now?
Dumb Donald: I don't know.
Bucky: I know you don't know. I wasn't talking to you.
Dumb Donald: I wasn't talking to you!
Bucky: Then who were you talking to?
Dumb Donald: I thought I was talking to her! (points to Doris)
Bill: Guys, guys!
Dumb Donald: I don't know.
Bucky: I know you don't know. I wasn't talking to you.
Dumb Donald: I wasn't talking to you!
Bucky: Then who were you talking to?
Dumb Donald: I thought I was talking to her! (points to Doris)
Bill: Guys, guys!
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Doris: Ooh! Cody, can I ask you a question? Do you see anyone?
Cody: I see you.
Doris: Anyone else?
(Fat Albert and Gang waves)
Cody: I see a bunch of bizarre-looking freaks.
Cody: I see you.
Doris: Anyone else?
(Fat Albert and Gang waves)
Cody: I see a bunch of bizarre-looking freaks.
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Guy in Class: What's that on your head?
Dumb Donald: It's my hat.
Guy in Class: Why don't you take it off?
Dumb Donald: I have no face.
Guy in Class: Right. (grabs backpack and moves)
Dumb Donald: It's my hat.
Guy in Class: Why don't you take it off?
Dumb Donald: I have no face.
Guy in Class: Right. (grabs backpack and moves)
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(Doris comes down the stairs dressed for the party.)
Rudy: Wow.
Bill: Doris, you look great.
Dumb Donald: You look tight.
Fat Albert: What'd you just say?
Dumb Donald: I learned it at the mall.
Fat Albert: Oh. Well, don't talk that way about Doris.
Doris: You-you really think I look okay?
Rudy: When you walk into the party, people are gonna notice.
Doris: Yeah?
Gang: (dazed) Yeah...
Rudy: Wow.
Bill: Doris, you look great.
Dumb Donald: You look tight.
Fat Albert: What'd you just say?
Dumb Donald: I learned it at the mall.
Fat Albert: Oh. Well, don't talk that way about Doris.
Doris: You-you really think I look okay?
Rudy: When you walk into the party, people are gonna notice.
Doris: Yeah?
Gang: (dazed) Yeah...
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Store Clerk: That'll be $10,428.22.
Fat Albert: Uh, I-I don't have any money.
Store Clerk : Why didn't you tell me that?
Fat Albert: You didn't ask.
Fat Albert: Uh, I-I don't have any money.
Store Clerk : Why didn't you tell me that?
Fat Albert: You didn't ask.
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(Trying to convince Doris to go to the party.)
Fat Albert: You want us to go back in the T.V., don't ya?
Doris: Are you threatening me?
Fat Albert: Is it working?
Fat Albert: You want us to go back in the T.V., don't ya?
Doris: Are you threatening me?
Fat Albert: Is it working?
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(The Gang is looking at a poster of their T.V. series. It reads: "FAT ALBERT and the Cosby Kids OWN THE COMPLETE COLLECTION ON DVD")
Bill: See. That's who we are.
Rudy: Yeah. And we're coming out on "divda."
Bill: See. That's who we are.
Rudy: Yeah. And we're coming out on "divda."
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(Lauri and Fat Albert are dancing together)
Reggie: I know what Lauri's doin'. She's just dancing with him to make me jealous.
Arthur: (agreeing) Yeah.
Reggie: Yeah.
Arthur: Yeah?
Reggie: (angrily) Yeah!
Reggie: I know what Lauri's doin'. She's just dancing with him to make me jealous.
Arthur: (agreeing) Yeah.
Reggie: Yeah.
Arthur: Yeah?
Reggie: (angrily) Yeah!
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Reggie: You wanna race me, beefy boy?
Rudy: You don't wanna race Fat Albert.
Reggie: "Fat Albert?" (he and Arthur laughs)
Dumb Donald: Yeah, he's fat, but he's fast.
Mush Mouth: Fabby but fabba.
(Reggie stares at Mush mouth, who then mumbles more)
Reggie: Okay...
Fat Albert: Okay. I'll race you, but I can't take my clothes off.
Reggie: Great. 'Cause nobody wants to see all that blubber anyways.
Rudy: You don't wanna race Fat Albert.
Reggie: "Fat Albert?" (he and Arthur laughs)
Dumb Donald: Yeah, he's fat, but he's fast.
Mush Mouth: Fabby but fabba.
(Reggie stares at Mush mouth, who then mumbles more)
Reggie: Okay...
Fat Albert: Okay. I'll race you, but I can't take my clothes off.
Reggie: Great. 'Cause nobody wants to see all that blubber anyways.
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Mush Mouth: (refering to Lauri) Oh, boy. That be some nice budda-bup.
Weird Hal: You watch your mouth!
Weird Hal: You watch your mouth!
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Mrs. Forchik: Doris says that you're visiting. Where is it that you live?
Fat Albert: North Philly.
(Class laughs)
Fat Albert: Is that funny?
Mrs. Forchik: Yes. It is. Considering the fact that you're in North Philadelphia and therefore are visiting North Philadelphia from North Philadelphia.
Fat Albert: Hmm...
Fat Albert: North Philly.
(Class laughs)
Fat Albert: Is that funny?
Mrs. Forchik: Yes. It is. Considering the fact that you're in North Philadelphia and therefore are visiting North Philadelphia from North Philadelphia.
Fat Albert: Hmm...
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Weird Hal: Oh, my! I can see his behind.
Bucky: My behind?
Rudy: So that's what one looks like?
Bill: Looks Like it's broken
Doris: Let's go. The show's already started and you guys gotta get your behinds back in the T.V.
Bucky: But no lookin'.
Doris: At what?
Bucky: Never you mind. Just no lookin'.
Bucky: My behind?
Rudy: So that's what one looks like?
Bill: Looks Like it's broken
Doris: Let's go. The show's already started and you guys gotta get your behinds back in the T.V.
Bucky: But no lookin'.
Doris: At what?
Bucky: Never you mind. Just no lookin'.
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(Darren shows up wearing the exact same outfit as Rudy.)
Darren: Yeah, I figure with this new hot look, be getting all the girls.
Rudy: I hear you, man. Somethin' I've been living with for years.
Darren: Hey, man, your colors. They're fading. You need to chill with that bleach, man.
Darren: Yeah, I figure with this new hot look, be getting all the girls.
Rudy: I hear you, man. Somethin' I've been living with for years.
Darren: Hey, man, your colors. They're fading. You need to chill with that bleach, man.
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Rudy: (to Bill) Okay, say you're a girl and you're on a roller coaster.
Bill: I'm not sayin' I'm a girl on a roller coaster. What's wrong with you, man? Why don't you say you're a girl on a roller coaster by yourself!
Bill: I'm not sayin' I'm a girl on a roller coaster. What's wrong with you, man? Why don't you say you're a girl on a roller coaster by yourself!
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Rudy: Can I ask you a question?
Doris: Sure.
Rudy: (sighs) If I didn't have to go back-I mean, if I was a real person, would you-
Doris: Would I what?
Rudy: (hesitates) Would you go out with me?
Doris: (giggles lightly) You mean, like, on a date?
Rudy: Yeah.
Doris: But we are on a date.
Rudy: That's right. Cool.
Doris: Sure.
Rudy: (sighs) If I didn't have to go back-I mean, if I was a real person, would you-
Doris: Would I what?
Rudy: (hesitates) Would you go out with me?
Doris: (giggles lightly) You mean, like, on a date?
Rudy: Yeah.
Doris: But we are on a date.
Rudy: That's right. Cool.
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Bill: Pardon me, miss.
Doris: My name is Doris.
Bill: (pondering) Doris.
Rudy: That's a nice name.
(Gang agrees.)
Dumb Donald: I know a dog named Doris!
Doris: My name is Doris.
Bill: (pondering) Doris.
Rudy: That's a nice name.
(Gang agrees.)
Dumb Donald: I know a dog named Doris!