Fat Albert

Fat Albert quotes

55 total quotes (ID: 205)

Bill
Bucky
Doris
Dumb Donald
Fat Albert
Lauri
Multiple Characters
Reggie
Rudy
Songs
Weird Hal


Reggie: You wanna race me, beefy boy?
Rudy: You don't wanna race Fat Albert.
Reggie: "Fat Albert?" (he and Arthur laughs)
Dumb Donald: Yeah, he's fat, but he's fast.
Mush Mouth: Fabby but fabba.
(Reggie stares at Mush mouth, who then mumbles more)
Reggie: Okay...

Fat Albert: Okay. I'll race you, but I can't take my clothes off.
Reggie: Great. 'Cause nobody wants to see all that blubber anyways.


You're like school on Saturday: no class.

(Trying to convince Doris to go to the party.)
Fat Albert: You want us to go back in the T.V., don't ya?
Doris: Are you threatening me?
Fat Albert: Is it working?

Weird Hal: Oh, my! I can see his behind.
Bucky: My behind?
Rudy: So that's what one looks like?
Bill: Looks Like it's broken

Doris: Let's go. The show's already started and you guys gotta get your behinds back in the T.V.
Bucky: But no lookin'.
Doris: At what?
Bucky: Never you mind. Just no lookin'.

Mush Mouth: (refering to Lauri) Oh, boy. That be some nice budda-bup.
Weird Hal: You watch your mouth!

Arthur! Learn the handshake!

[repeated line]: (hits or scratches head) I am so confused!

Okay, Daddy and I are gonna have to have a long talk. I don't know how, but I'm gonna tell him that we need a gate. Some kind of guard or screen to put over the television set so nobody can get out. Okay.

Fat Albert: (concerned) That girl has a problem.
Doris: What problem?
Fat Albert: You must have a problem, you were cryin'.
Doris: Problem...right...Um,um, uh, I was crying because I lost my, um (looks around for something, spots backpack) my backpack!
Rudy: (pointing at backpack) Is that it?
Doris: (feigning surprise) Oh! You found my backpack!


I can't take my sweater off...because I, uh, don't know what's underneath.

Store Clerk: That'll be $10,428.22.
Fat Albert: Uh, I-I don't have any money.
Store Clerk : Why didn't you tell me that?
Fat Albert: You didn't ask.

Rudy: (to Bill) Okay, say you're a girl and you're on a roller coaster.
Bill: I'm not sayin' I'm a girl on a roller coaster. What's wrong with you, man? Why don't you say you're a girl on a roller coaster by yourself!

I don't have problems. I solve problems.

(Doris comes down the stairs dressed for the party.)
Rudy: Wow.
Bill: Doris, you look great.
Dumb Donald: You look tight.
Fat Albert: What'd you just say?
Dumb Donald: I learned it at the mall.
Fat Albert: Oh. Well, don't talk that way about Doris.
Doris: You-you really think I look okay?
Rudy: When you walk into the party, people are gonna notice.
Doris: Yeah?
Gang: (dazed) Yeah...

I don't have friends because I don't want friends.