Fast Times at Ridgemont High quotes

View Quote [to Mr. Hand] You dick!

View Quote This is U.S. History, I see the globe right there.

View Quote Damone: I mean don't just walk in. You move across the room. And you don't talk to her. You use your face. You use your body. You use everything. That's what I do. I mean I just send out this vibe and I have personally found that women do respond. I mean, something happens.
Mark: Well, naturally something happens. I mean, you put the vibe out to 30 million chicks, something is gonna happen.
Damone: That's the idea, Rat. That's the attitude.
Mark: The attitude?
Damone: Yeah! The attitude dictates that you don't care whether she comes, stays, lays, or prays. I mean whatever happens, your toes are still tappin'. Now when you got that, then you have the attitude.

View Quote Charles Jefferson: [to Damone, about his car] Don't **** with it!

View Quote Yes, it is our time. Mine, yours and everyone else's.

View Quote Businessman: It says one hundred percent guaranteed, you moron!
Brad: Mister, if you don't shut up I'm gonna kick one hundred percent of your ass!

View Quote [driving and really stoned] People on 'ludes should not drive.

View Quote [to Jefferson] Is that your little brother? He's a good looking kid.

View Quote Brad: Hey, you guys had shirts on when you came in here.
Spicoli: Well, something must have happened to them.

View Quote I woke up in a great mood; I don't know what the hell happened.

View Quote [to Mark] Look at you: member of the honor roll, assistant to the assistant manager of the movie theater. I'm tellin' ya, Rat, if this girl can't smell your qualifications, then who needs her, right?

View Quote Mr Hand, do you have a guy like me in all your classes? You know, a guy you make an example of?

View Quote Aloha, Mr. Hand.

View Quote Stacy: When a guy has an orgasm, how much comes out?
Linda: A quart or so.

View Quote [to Arnold] You want to work at All American Burger. I can probably get you in, just let me talk to Dennis Taylor.