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Fast Times at Ridgemont High

Fast Times at Ridgemont High quotes

47 total quotes

Brad Hamilton
Jeff Spicoli
Mike Damone
Mr. Hand

Brad: Hey, you guys had shirts on when you came in here.
Spicoli: Well, something must have happened to them.

Like I told the guy on ABC, danger is my business!

Businessman: It says one hundred percent guaranteed, you moron!
Brad: Mister, if you don't shut up I'm gonna kick one hundred percent of your ass!

Stacy: When a guy has an orgasm, how much comes out?
Linda: A quart or so.

[to Mr. Hand] You dick!

This is U.S. History, I see the globe right there.

Yes, it is our time. Mine, yours and everyone else's.

Mr Hand, do you have a guy like me in all your classes? You know, a guy you make an example of?

Mr. Vargas: They sold their bodies to medicine for money. About $30, I think.
Dr. Miller: Twenty-five.
Spicoli: Righteous bucks!

[to Mark] I can see it all now, this is gonna be just like last summer. You fell in love with that girl at the Fotomat, you bought forty dollars worth of ****in' film, and you never even talked to her. You don't even own a camera.

[driving and really stoned] People on 'ludes should not drive.

Damone: [dropping in on Stacy's house to swim] This is going to be great, Rat. It's like the highlight of their day.
Mark: Hey maybe we'd better call first. I dunno about dropping in like...
Damone: What are you kidding? We're gunna surprise them. Look, just fix your collar, alright? Relax, just be cool, attitude, remember? Where'd you get that, outta the hamper?
Mark: Hey, come on, this is clean.
Damone: Look Rat, it's like riding a bike. Fall off; you're right back on. Mess up a date, do it again.

Aloha, Mr. Hand.

[to Jefferson] Is that your little brother? He's a good looking kid.

[talking on the phone, hits his head with a shoe] That was my skull! I'm so wasted!