Fast Times at Ridgemont High quotes

47 total quotes

Brad Hamilton
Jeff Spicoli
Mike Damone
Mr. Hand
Other

View Quote Like I told the guy on ABC, danger is my business!

View Quote [to Mr. Hand] You dick!

View Quote Charles Jefferson: [to Damone, about his car] Don't **** with it!

View Quote This is U.S. History, I see the globe right there.

View Quote Businessman: It says one hundred percent guaranteed, you moron!
Brad: Mister, if you don't shut up I'm gonna kick one hundred percent of your ass!

View Quote Brad: Hey, you guys had shirts on when you came in here.
Spicoli: Well, something must have happened to them.

View Quote [dumping out cold fries] I shall serve no fries before their time.

View Quote [to Jefferson] Is that your little brother? He's a good looking kid.

View Quote [driving and really stoned] People on 'ludes should not drive.

View Quote Yes, it is our time. Mine, yours and everyone else's.

View Quote Stacy: When a guy has an orgasm, how much comes out?
Linda: A quart or so.

View Quote [to Mark] Look at you: member of the honor roll, assistant to the assistant manager of the movie theater. I'm tellin' ya, Rat, if this girl can't smell your qualifications, then who needs her, right?

View Quote I woke up in a great mood; I don't know what the hell happened.

View Quote Mr Hand, do you have a guy like me in all your classes? You know, a guy you make an example of?

View Quote Mr. Vargas: They sold their bodies to medicine for money. About $30, I think.
Dr. Miller: Twenty-five.
Spicoli: Righteous bucks!