Fast Times at Ridgemont High

Fast Times at Ridgemont High quotes

47 total quotes (ID: 203)

Brad Hamilton
Jeff Spicoli
Mike Damone
Mr. Hand
Other


Businessman: It says one hundred percent guaranteed, you moron!
Brad: Mister, if you don't shut up I'm gonna kick one hundred percent of your ass!


Stacy: When a guy has an orgasm, how much comes out?
Linda: A quart or so.

Can you honestly tell me you forgot? Forgot the magnetism of Robin Zander, or the charisma of Rick Nielsen?

Yes, it is our time. Mine, yours and everyone else's.

Mr. Vargas: They sold their bodies to medicine for money. About $30, I think.
Dr. Miller: Twenty-five.
Spicoli: Righteous bucks!

Damone: [dropping in on Stacy's house to swim] This is going to be great, Rat. It's like the highlight of their day.
Mark: Hey maybe we'd better call first. I dunno about dropping in like...
Damone: What are you kidding? We're gunna surprise them. Look, just fix your collar, alright? Relax, just be cool, attitude, remember? Where'd you get that, outta the hamper?
Mark: Hey, come on, this is clean.
Damone: Look Rat, it's like riding a bike. Fall off; you're right back on. Mess up a date, do it again.

Like I told the guy on ABC, danger is my business!

[to Mr. Hand] You dick!

Mr Hand, do you have a guy like me in all your classes? You know, a guy you make an example of?

This is U.S. History, I see the globe right there.

[to Arnold] You want to work at All American Burger. I can probably get you in, just let me talk to Dennis Taylor.

Stacy: I want a relationship. I want romance.
Linda: In Ridgemont? We can't even get cable TV here, Stacy, and you want romance.

Mr. Vargas: [entering the morgue] Hey, you in my class?
Spicoli: I am today.

[to Jefferson] Is that your little brother? He's a good looking kid.

[to Mark] Look at you: member of the honor roll, assistant to the assistant manager of the movie theater. I'm tellin' ya, Rat, if this girl can't smell your qualifications, then who needs her, right?