Brad Hamilton quotes

[dumping out cold fries] I shall serve no fries before their time.

Six more payments, gentlemen, and this beautiful, 4-door luxury sedan is all mine.

[to Arnold] You want to work at All American Burger. I can probably get you in, just let me talk to Dennis Taylor.


I hope that you had a hell of a piss, Arnold!

[Stacy Hamilton exits the abortion-clinic building] Since when do you bowl anyway?

[After being caught masturbating by Linda] Doesn't anybody ever ****ing knock anymore?!?

[Pours coffee on robber] I got you now you son of a bitch! [car speeds away] There goes your ride!

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