Fast Times at Ridgemont High

Fast Times at Ridgemont High quotes

47 total quotes (ID: 203)

Brad Hamilton
Jeff Spicoli
Mike Damone
Mr. Hand

[to Mark] Look at you: member of the honor roll, assistant to the assistant manager of the movie theater. I'm tellin' ya, Rat, if this girl can't smell your qualifications, then who needs her, right?

Aloha, Mr. Hand.

[to Mark] I can see it all now, this is gonna be just like last summer. You fell in love with that girl at the Fotomat, you bought forty dollars worth of ****in' film, and you never even talked to her. You don't even own a camera.

I woke up in a great mood; I don't know what the hell happened.

[talking on the phone, hits his head with a shoe] That was my skull! I'm so wasted!

Aloha, my name is Mr. Hand.

[After being caught masturbating by Linda] Doesn't anybody ever ****ing knock anymore?!?

[passing back quizzes] C, D, F, F, F. Three weeks we've been talking about the Platt Amendment. What are you people, on dope?

Hey Rat! You gotta ace that jacket.

[dumping out cold fries] I shall serve no fries before their time.

I hope that you had a hell of a piss, Arnold!

[to Mark] You are a wuss: part wimp, and part pussy.


[Stacy Hamilton exits the abortion-clinic building] Since when do you bowl anyway?

[Pours coffee on robber] I got you now you son of a bitch! [car speeds away] There goes your ride!