Fast Times at Ridgemont High

Fast Times at Ridgemont High quotes

47 total quotes (ID: 203)

Brad Hamilton
Jeff Spicoli
Mike Damone
Mr. Hand
Other


[to Mark] Look at you: member of the honor roll, assistant to the assistant manager of the movie theater. I'm tellin' ya, Rat, if this girl can't smell your qualifications, then who needs her, right?


Aloha, Mr. Hand.

Mr. Vargas: [entering the morgue] Hey, you in my class?
Spicoli: I am today.

[to Jefferson] Is that your little brother? He's a good looking kid.

[talking on the phone, hits his head with a shoe] That was my skull! I'm so wasted!

[passing back quizzes] C, D, F, F, F. Three weeks we've been talking about the Platt Amendment. What are you people, on dope?

[After being caught masturbating by Linda] Doesn't anybody ever ****ing knock anymore?!?

Aloha, my name is Mr. Hand.

Hey Rat! You gotta ace that jacket.

[dumping out cold fries] I shall serve no fries before their time.

I hope that you had a hell of a piss, Arnold!

[to Mark] You are a wuss: part wimp, and part pussy.

GET OFF MY CASE MOTHER****ER!

[Pours coffee on robber] I got you now you son of a bitch! [car speeds away] There goes your ride!

[to Stacy] I think I just came... didn't you feel it?