Fast Times at Ridgemont High

Fast Times at Ridgemont High quotes

47 total quotes (ID: 203)

Brad Hamilton
Jeff Spicoli
Mike Damone
Mr. Hand

[to Mark] I can see it all now, this is gonna be just like last summer. You fell in love with that girl at the Fotomat, you bought forty dollars worth of ****in' film, and you never even talked to her. You don't even own a camera.

[to Jefferson] Is that your little brother? He's a good looking kid.

[driving and really stoned] People on 'ludes should not drive.

Aloha, Mr. Hand.

Aloha, my name is Mr. Hand.

[passing back quizzes] C, D, F, F, F. Three weeks we've been talking about the Platt Amendment. What are you people, on dope?

[talking on the phone, hits his head with a shoe] That was my skull! I'm so wasted!

[After being caught masturbating by Linda] Doesn't anybody ever ****ing knock anymore?!?

Hey Rat! You gotta ace that jacket.

[dumping out cold fries] I shall serve no fries before their time.

I hope that you had a hell of a piss, Arnold!

[to Mark] You are a wuss: part wimp, and part pussy.


[Stacy Hamilton exits the abortion-clinic building] Since when do you bowl anyway?

[to Stacy] I think I just came... didn't you feel it?