Fast Times at Ridgemont High

Fast Times at Ridgemont High quotes

47 total quotes (ID: 203)

Brad Hamilton
Jeff Spicoli
Mike Damone
Mr. Hand
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[driving and really stoned] People on 'ludes should not drive.


[to Mark] I can see it all now, this is gonna be just like last summer. You fell in love with that girl at the Fotomat, you bought forty dollars worth of ****in' film, and you never even talked to her. You don't even own a camera.

Aloha, Mr. Hand.

I woke up in a great mood; I don't know what the hell happened.

[talking on the phone, hits his head with a shoe] That was my skull! I'm so wasted!

Aloha, my name is Mr. Hand.

[After being caught masturbating by Linda] Doesn't anybody ever ****ing knock anymore?!?

[passing back quizzes] C, D, F, F, F. Three weeks we've been talking about the Platt Amendment. What are you people, on dope?

Hey Rat! You gotta ace that jacket.

[dumping out cold fries] I shall serve no fries before their time.

I hope that you had a hell of a piss, Arnold!

[to Mark] You are a wuss: part wimp, and part pussy.

GET OFF MY CASE MOTHER****ER!

[Stacy Hamilton exits the abortion-clinic building] Since when do you bowl anyway?

[Pours coffee on robber] I got you now you son of a bitch! [car speeds away] There goes your ride!