Dumb and Dumber quotes ... Movie Quotes Database

View Quote I was robbed by a sweet old lady on a motorized cart. I didn't even see it coming!

View Quote I'll tell ya where we'll go. Someplace warm. A place where the beer flows like wine. And beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano.

View Quote It's okay, I'm a limo driver!

View Quote Just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this...and totally redeem yourself!

View Quote Life's a fragile thing Harry... One minute you're chewin on a burger, the next minute you're dead meat.

View Quote Look at the fun-bags on that hose hound.

View Quote Man, you are one pathetic loser! No offense.

View Quote Mary, I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy!

View Quote No way? Thats great! We landed on the moon!

View Quote So you're telling me there's a chance.

View Quote We got no food, we got no jobs, our pets' heads are fallin' off!!

View Quote We're almost in Colorado. What do you say we change seats? I've been driving for nine straight hours. I don't have the energy to start a new state.

View Quote Yea. He must work out.

View Quote Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.

View Quote You can't triple-stamp a double-stamp!