Dumb and Dumber

Dumb and Dumber quotes

46 total quotes (ID: 180)


I was robbed by a sweet old lady on a motorized cart. I didn't even see it coming!

I'll tell ya where we'll go. Someplace warm. A place where the beer flows like wine. And beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano.

It's okay, I'm a limo driver!

Just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this...and totally redeem yourself!

Life's a fragile thing Harry... One minute you're chewin on a burger, the next minute you're dead meat.

Look at the fun-bags on that hose hound.

Man, you are one pathetic loser! No offense.

Mary, I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy!

No way? Thats great! We landed on the moon!

So you're telling me there's a chance.

We got no food, we got no jobs, our pets' heads are fallin' off!!

We're almost in Colorado. What do you say we change seats? I've been driving for nine straight hours. I don't have the energy to start a new state.

Yea. He must work out.

Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.

You can't triple-stamp a double-stamp!