Dumb and Dumber

Dumb and Dumber quotes

46 total quotes (ID: 180)


[after accidentally killing a mobster in a restaurant] Check, please!

[checking the map] So far, we've driven only 4 inches.

[dreaming that he's shooting Mary's husband] DIE!

[leg is on fire while asking for Beth Jordan's phone number] FOR GOD'S SAKES, JUST GIMME THE DAMN NUMBER!!!!

[To Harry] We're in a hole .. we're just gonna have to dig ourselves out

[to Mary] Nice set of hooters you got there.

AH! Harry! Your hands are freezing!

Find a happy place, find a happy place!

Good bye my looooove!

Harry! You're alive! And you're a horrible shot!

Harry, I got some beef jer....

Harry, I took care of it.

How come I didn't get a dildo?

I fell off the jetway again.

I got worms.