Dumb and Dumber

Dumb and Dumber quotes

46 total quotes (ID: 180)


Harry, I got some beef jer....

How come I didn't get a dildo?

Good bye my looooove!

Find a happy place, find a happy place!

It's okay, I'm a limo driver!

Man, you are one pathetic loser! No offense.

I was robbed by a sweet old lady on a motorized cart. I didn't even see it coming!

I fell off the jetway again.

Yea. He must work out.

[dreaming that he's shooting Mary's husband] DIE!

[To Harry] We're in a hole .. we're just gonna have to dig ourselves out

You know what I'm sick and tired of, Harry? I'm sick and tired of having to eek my way through life. I'm sick and tired of being a nobody. (pause) But most of all, I'm sick and tired of having nobody.

I'll tell ya where we'll go. Someplace warm. A place where the beer flows like wine. And beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano.

Just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this...and totally redeem yourself!

Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.