Die Hard quotes

60 total quotes

Hans Gruber
John McClane
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View Quote Special Agent Johnson: Just like ****in' Saigon ain't it, Slick?
Agent Johnson: I was in junior high, dickhead.

View Quote What was it you said to me? Yippy-ki-yay, mother****er...

View Quote Karl... hunt that little shit down and get those detonators.

View Quote Convenience Store Clerk: I thought you guys just ate doughnuts.
Al: Heh. They're for my wife.
Clerk: [sarcastically] Yeah.
Al: She's pregnant.
Clerk: Yeah.
Al: Bag it.
Clerk: Big time.

View Quote Special Agent Johnson: [on phone] Hello, this is Agent Johnson... No, the other one.

View Quote [Recalling his wife's invitation as he crawls through a narrow ventilation shaft] "Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs...Now I know what a TV dinner feels like."

View Quote I am going to count to three, there will not be a four. Give me the code.

View Quote John: You throw quite a party. I didn't realize they celebrated Christmas in Japan.
Joseph Takagi: Hey, we're flexible. Pearl Harbor didn't work out so we got you with tape decks.

View Quote [to hostages] I wanted this to be professional. Efficient, adult, cooperative, not a lot to ask. Alas, your Mr. Takagi did not see it that way, so he won't be joining us for the rest of his life.

View Quote Hans: This time John Wayne does not walk off into the sunset with Grace Kelly.
John: That was Gary Cooper, asshole.

View Quote Well, when you steal $600, you can just disappear. But when you steal $600 million, they will find you... unless they think you're already dead.

View Quote I got invited to the Christmas party by mistake. Who knew?

View Quote [As the vault doors begin to open, courtesy of the electricity being cut off] You ask for miracles, Theo: I give you the F...B...I.

View Quote [Reading what McClane wrote on the dead terrorist's shirt] Now I have a machine gun. Ho... ho... ho.

View Quote [As he pushes a chair loaded with plastic explosives into the elevator shaft] Geronimo, mother****er!