Die Hard

Die Hard quotes

60 total quotes (ID: 161)

Hans Gruber
John McClane
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[to Joseph Takagi] Nice suit. John Phillips, London. I have two myself. Rumor has it Arafat buys his there.


[Reading what McClane wrote on the dead terrorist's shirt] Now I have a machine gun. Ho... ho... ho.

[to hostages] I wanted this to be professional. Efficient, adult, cooperative, not a lot to ask. Alas, your Mr. Takagi did not see it that way, so he won't be joining us for the rest of his life.

Well, when you steal $600, you can just disappear. But when you steal $600 million, they will find you... unless they think you're already dead.

[During the fight with Karl] You should have heard your brother squeal when I broke his ****in' neck!

Holly: After all your posturing, all your speeches, you're nothing but a common thief.
Hans: I am an exceptional thief, Mrs. McClane. And since I'm moving up to kidnapping, you should be more polite.

[tying a firehose around his waist] Oh, John, what the **** are you doing? How the **** did you get into this shit?

Drop it, dickhead!

I got invited to the Christmas party by mistake. Who knew?

[in response to dispatch telling McClane that the line is reserved for emergency calls only] "No ****ing shit, lady, does it sound like I'm ordering a pizza?"

[As the vault doors begin to open, courtesy of the electricity being cut off] You ask for miracles, Theo: I give you the F...B...I.

Ginny: Woah. That guy looks really pissed.
Holly: He's still alive.
Ginny: What?
Holly: Only John can drive somebody that crazy.

Karl... hunt that little shit down and get those detonators.

Gail Wallens: Dr. Hasseldorf, what can we expect in the next few hours?
Dr. Hasseldorf: Well, Gail, by this time the hostages will be going through the early stages of the Helsinki Syndrome.
Harvey Johnson: As in Helsinki, Sweden?
Dr. Hasseldorf: Finland.

John: You throw quite a party. I didn't realize they celebrated Christmas in Japan.
Joseph Takagi: Hey, we're flexible. Pearl Harbor didn't work out so we got you with tape decks.