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Die Hard

Die Hard quotes

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Hans Gruber
John McClane
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View Quote [to himself] Why the **** didn't you stop them, John? Because then you'd be dead, too, asshole!
View Quote Take this under advisement, jerkweed.
View Quote Ginny: Woah. That guy looks really pissed.
Holly: He's still alive.
Ginny: What?
Holly: Only John can drive somebody that crazy.
View Quote John: Drop it, dickhead. It's the police.
Tony: [calmly] You're not going to hurt me.
John: Oh, yeah? Why not?
Tony: Because you're a policeman. There are rules for policemen.
John: Yeah. That's what my captain keeps telling me.
View Quote [During the fight with Karl] You should have heard your brother squeal when I broke his ****in' neck!
View Quote [tying a firehose around his waist] Oh, John, what the **** are you doing? How the **** did you get into this shit?
View Quote John: You would have made a pretty good cowboy yourself, Hans.
Hans: What was it you said to me earlier? "Yippie-kay-yay, mother****er."
View Quote Drop it, dickhead!
View Quote [About to jump off the edge of the roof with the fire hose tiedaround his waist] I promise I will never even think about going up in a tall building again. Oh, God. Please don't let me die.
View Quote [After he shoots Hans] Happy trails, Hans.
View Quote [After he dumps the body of a terrorist on Sgt. Al Powell's police car] Welcome to the party, pal.
View Quote Hans: You an American?
John: Only if New Jersey counts.
View Quote Holly: I have a request.
Hans: What idiot put you in charge?
Holly: You did. When you murdered my boss. Now everyone's looking to me. Personally, I'd pass on the job. I don't enjoy being this close to you.
View Quote Hans: Now, you can break the code...?
Theo: You didn't bring me along for my charming personality
View Quote Joseph: You want money? What kind of terrorists are you?
Hans: [laughs] Who said we were terrorists?