Die Hard

Die Hard quotes

60 total quotes (ID: 161)

Hans Gruber
John McClane
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Hans: Who are you then?
John: Just a fly in the ointment, Hans. The monkey in the wrench. The pain in the ass.


[About to jump off the edge of the roof with the fire hose tiedaround his waist] I promise I will never even think about going up in a tall building again. Oh, God. Please don't let me die.

[to himself] Why the **** didn't you stop them, John? Because then you'd be dead, too, asshole!

[After he shoots Hans] Happy trails, Hans.

Special Agent Johnson: Just like ****in' Saigon ain't it, Slick?
Agent Johnson: I was in junior high, dickhead.

Take this under advisement, jerkweed.

[After he dumps the body of a terrorist on Sgt. Al Powell's police car] Welcome to the party, pal.

Hans: This time John Wayne does not walk off into the sunset with Grace Kelly.
John: That was Gary Cooper, asshole.

John: You would have made a pretty good cowboy yourself, Hans.
Hans: What was it you said to me earlier? "Yippie-kay-yay, mother****er."

John: Is the building on fire?
Al: No, but it's gonna need a paint job and a shit load of screen doors.

Hans: You an American?
John: Only if New Jersey counts.

Joseph: You want money? What kind of terrorists are you?
Hans: [laughs] Who said we were terrorists?

Holly: I have a request.
Hans: What idiot put you in charge?
Holly: You did. When you murdered my boss. Now everyone's looking to me. Personally, I'd pass on the job. I don't enjoy being this close to you.

Hans: Now, you can break the code...?
Theo: You didn't bring me along for my charming personality

John: Drop it, dickhead. It's the police.
Tony: [calmly] You're not going to hurt me.
John: Oh, yeah? Why not?
Tony: Because you're a policeman. There are rules for policemen.
John: Yeah. That's what my captain keeps telling me.