Die Hard

Die Hard quotes

60 total quotes (ID: 161)

Hans Gruber
John McClane
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Dwayne: The FBI is here, now?
Cop: Yes, sir, right over there.
Al: Want a breath mint?


I am going to count to three, there will not be a four. Give me the code.

Dwayne: We don't know shit, Powell. If there's hostages in there, how come no-one's come to us with ransom demands? If there's terrorists in there, where's their list of demands? All we know is that whoever shot your car up is probably the same silly son-of-a-bitch you've been talking to on that radio.
Al: Excuse me, sir! But what about the body that fell out the window?
Dwayne: Well who knows? Maybe some stockbroker — got depressed...

[As he pushes a chair loaded with plastic explosives into the elevator shaft] Geronimo, mother****er!

[to Joseph Takagi] Nice suit. John Phillips, London. I have two myself. Rumor has it Arafat buys his there.

[Reading what McClane wrote on the dead terrorist's shirt] Now I have a machine gun. Ho... ho... ho.

Dwayne: [Watching as Hans Gruber falls to his death from the building] God, I hope that's not a hostage!

Convenience Store Clerk: I thought you guys just ate doughnuts.
Al: Heh. They're for my wife.
Clerk: [sarcastically] Yeah.
Al: She's pregnant.
Clerk: Yeah.
Al: Bag it.
Clerk: Big time.

[Recalling his wife's invitation as he crawls through a narrow ventilation shaft] "Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs...Now I know what a TV dinner feels like."

Well, when you steal $600, you can just disappear. But when you steal $600 million, they will find you... unless they think you're already dead.

[During the fight with Karl] You should have heard your brother squeal when I broke his ****in' neck!

What was it you said to me? Yippy-ki-yay, mother****er...

Sgt. Al Powell: The man is hurting! He's alone, he's tired, he hasn't seen diddly squat from anyone down here... and you're going to stand there and tell me that he's going to give a damn about what you do to him, if he makes it out of there alive? Why don't you wake up and smell what you shovel'n?

[to hostages] I wanted this to be professional. Efficient, adult, cooperative, not a lot to ask. Alas, your Mr. Takagi did not see it that way, so he won't be joining us for the rest of his life.

Hans: Mr. Mystery Guest? Are you still there?
John: Yeah, I'm still here. Unless you wanna open the front door for me.
Hans: Uh, no I'm afraid not. But you have me at a loss. You know my name but who are you? Just another American who saw too many movies as a child? Another orphan of a bankrupt culture who thinks he's John Wayne? Rambo? Marshall Dillon?
John: Was always kinda' partial to Roy Rogers actually. I really dig those sequined shirts.
Hans: Do you really think you have a chance against us, Mister Cowboy?
John: Yippee-ki-yay, mother****er.