Die Hard

Die Hard quotes

60 total quotes (ID: 161)

Hans Gruber
John McClane
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Mr. Takagi, I could talk about men's fashion and industrialization all day but I'm afraid work must intrude, and my associate Theo has some questions for you, sort of fill in the blanks questions...


Dwayne: We don't know shit, Powell. If there's hostages in there, how come no-one's come to us with ransom demands? If there's terrorists in there, where's their list of demands? All we know is that whoever shot your car up is probably the same silly son-of-a-bitch you've been talking to on that radio.
Al: Excuse me, sir! But what about the body that fell out the window?
Dwayne: Well who knows? Maybe some stockbroker — got depressed...

I am going to count to three, there will not be a four. Give me the code.

[As he pushes a chair loaded with plastic explosives into the elevator shaft] Geronimo, mother****er!

[Recalling his wife's invitation as he crawls through a narrow ventilation shaft] "Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs...Now I know what a TV dinner feels like."

Dwayne: [Watching as Hans Gruber falls to his death from the building] God, I hope that's not a hostage!

Convenience Store Clerk: I thought you guys just ate doughnuts.
Al: Heh. They're for my wife.
Clerk: [sarcastically] Yeah.
Al: She's pregnant.
Clerk: Yeah.
Al: Bag it.
Clerk: Big time.

Hans: Mr. Mystery Guest? Are you still there?
John: Yeah, I'm still here. Unless you wanna open the front door for me.
Hans: Uh, no I'm afraid not. But you have me at a loss. You know my name but who are you? Just another American who saw too many movies as a child? Another orphan of a bankrupt culture who thinks he's John Wayne? Rambo? Marshall Dillon?
John: Was always kinda' partial to Roy Rogers actually. I really dig those sequined shirts.
Hans: Do you really think you have a chance against us, Mister Cowboy?
John: Yippee-ki-yay, mother****er.

[to Joseph Takagi] Nice suit. John Phillips, London. I have two myself. Rumor has it Arafat buys his there.

[Reading what McClane wrote on the dead terrorist's shirt] Now I have a machine gun. Ho... ho... ho.

Sgt. Al Powell: The man is hurting! He's alone, he's tired, he hasn't seen diddly squat from anyone down here... and you're going to stand there and tell me that he's going to give a damn about what you do to him, if he makes it out of there alive? Why don't you wake up and smell what you shovel'n?

What was it you said to me? Yippy-ki-yay, mother****er...

Well, when you steal $600, you can just disappear. But when you steal $600 million, they will find you... unless they think you're already dead.

[During the fight with Karl] You should have heard your brother squeal when I broke his ****in' neck!

Special Agent Johnson: [on phone] Hello, this is Agent Johnson... No, the other one.