Dick quotes

29 total quotes (ID: 1025)

Arlene Lorenzo
Betsy Jobs
Carl Bernstein
Henry Kissinger
President Richard M. Nixon ('Dick')

[Shouting, to Arlene] You can't let Dick control your life!

[To Richard Nixon] You kicked Checkers, you're prejudiced, and you have a potty mouth!

Checkers - shut up! Or I'll feed you to the Chinese!

Dick is going down, man!

Excuse me, Mr. President. I was not informed that you were in the middle of... what the hell ARE you in the middle of?

I love Dick!

I'll take responsibility here. I'll be the only person in this administration who's willing to take responsibility for anything.

I've got a way with young people. They trust me.

It's alright, gentlemen. I'm familiar with these two young ladies. Well, not "familiar", familiar, obviously. I mean, I know them. We discussed foreign policy. [A secret service agent rolls his eyes knowingly] Don't you give me that look!

It's called incest, Arlene, and it's against the law.

War is not healthy for children and other living things.

We have a very important school report on turquoise jewelry due in two days, and we can't find any books on it, and the President's having us followed. It's too much pressure.

What about that list from CREEP? How could you let your dog eat it?! [Hysterical] You're ruining my life!!!

You don't mess with the big boys!!