Carl Bernstein Dick is going down, man!
Played by Bruce McCulloch 
Dick (1999) · 32 quotes
Dick (1999) · 32 quotes
5th most-quoted character in Dick (1999): in 3 of its 32 quotes
A line from Carl BernsteinWhat about that list from CREEP? How could you let your dog eat it?! [Hysterical] You're ruining my life!!!
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Interviewer [A current affairs program opens the movie]
In 1974, President Richard M. Nixon was forced to resign in shame following the 'Watergate' Scandal. One of the great mysteries of this event was the identity of 'Deep Throat', the person who broke the story to Washington Post reporters Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein. Well tonight, we're going to find out. Bob Woodward, Carl Bernstein, good evening.
Bob Woodward Good evening.
Carl Bernstein Good evening.
Interviewer Let's get straight to it - who is... 'Deep Throat'?
Bob Woodward Well, first of all, we're not telling you. And second of all, I thought I was going to be the only guest on tonight's show?
Carl Bernstein [Bitchy]
Well I guess you're not, Bob.
Interviewer You know, you guys are getting pretty old now...
Carl Bernstein Well, what do you mean by that?!
Interviewer Well, I was just wondering if you were ever going to reveal who Deep Throat is ever, before you die.
Bob Woodward Well, a lot bigger names than you have asked us that, so I don't think we're going to reveal it here.
Carl Bernstein No, not on a little show like this.
Interviewer [Exasperated]
You know what I think? I mean, I'm just gonna come right out and say it. I don't think there ever was any such person as 'Deep Throat'. I think y'all just made it up.
Carl Bernstein Yes there was! Deep Throat was -
Bob Woodward Don't say it!! He's trying to trick us!
Carl Bernstein [Bernstein covers his mouth and moans] [Putting a hand on Woodward's shoulder]
I'm sorry...
Bob Woodward [Slapping the hand away]
Don't ever touch me.
Carl Bernstein Bob, I said I'm sorry!
Bob Woodward [They begin to have a childish physical fight]
Don't... will you... you smell like cabbage!
[They fall over the table; the clip cuts out and the movie opens]
