Betsy Jobs [To Richard Nixon]
You kicked Checkers, you're prejudiced, and you have a potty mouth!
Played by Kirsten Dunst 
Dick (1999) · 32 quotes
Dick (1999) · 32 quotes
Most-quoted character in Dick (1999): in 10 of its 32 quotes
Most scenes with: Arlene Lorenzo (4)
It's called incest, Arlene, and it's against the law.
More lines from Betsy Jobs
2 quotes Betsy Jobs Betsy Jobs [Shouting, to Arlene]
You can't let Dick control your life!
Scenes with Betsy Jobs
7 scenes
G. Gordon Liddy [Arlene and Betsy accidentally meet G. Gordon Liddy again in the White House]
Young lady, I am a very busy man...
Betsy Hey, you look familiar. Have I seen you before?
Betsy [Liddy recognises them; his eyes widen]
Are you that guy that sells corn dogs at the mall?
G. Gordon Liddy As far as you are concerned, young lady, I have no identity. In fact, [sinister] I'm not even here...
Betsy [He hurries off]
He's way weirder than corndog guy.
How dare those people treat us like we're stupid teenage girls.
Betsy Jobs We are stupid teenage girls.
No. We're human beings, and we're American citizens. And four score and seven years ago our forefathers... did something. I don't know what. But I do know one thing - Dick's ass is grass!
Betsy Jobs Checkers pooped.
Rose Mary Woods Girls, the President's dog doesn't "poop." He "does his business."
Betsy Jobs You're the smartest person I know.
But you don't know anybody...
Betsy Jobs Are you, like, the President's Dog Walker?
John Dean I'm John Dean. Chief White House Counsel.
Betsy Jobs Oh, That's too bad.
Bob Woodward [Woodward meets Arlene and Betsy in a parking garage. Arlene and Betsy are wearing trench coats, berets, and sunglasses]
You're Deep Throat?
Yeah.
Betsy Jobs We both are.
Bob Woodward How old are you?
Betsy Jobs 23.
Bob Woodward Is that your combined ages?
Betsy Jobs [takes off her sunglasses]
Ugh, there's no need to be snotty!
Betsy Jobs Isn't it against the law to cut up the flag?
Not if you sew it back together.
