The Devil's Rejects

The Devil's Rejects quotes

44 total quotes (ID: 1024)

Captain Spaulding
Otis B. Driftwood
Sheriff John Quincy Wydell

Boy the next word that comes out of your mouth better be some ****ing brilliant Mark Twain shit. Cause it's definetly getting chisled on your tombstone.

Stop? Bitch I have just started.

Ha, that's what they all say "**** you". Well it ain't gonna save you. It don't scare me none. And it certainly doesn't make you a ****in' hero!

You want to see what happens to heroes boy? You want to see bad ass mother****er! I'll show ya badass!

[When violating a hostage]Give me some sugar, and make it sweet.

Hoss, I want you to pray to your God. I want you to pray that he comes to save you. I want lightning to come down and crash upon my ****in' head!

[To Captain Spaulding and Baby]Forget it, there is no ****in' ice cream in your ****in' future. [Cut to Spaulding and Baby in the car with ice cream, Otis looks annoyed]

[To Charlie's top earning girl] "Baby I set my standards pretty low, so I'm never disappointed."

Daddy grab that bitch!

Stupid ****, there aint any bullets in this gun. That's just ****ing mind power.

Candy: What you lookin' at? Otis B. Driftwood: I'm lookin' at you, mama. Candy: Yeah, you see something you like? Otis B. Driftwood: Maybe. I set my standards pretty low, so I'm never disappointed. Candy: Oh I don't disappoint.

[Baby is dancing in front of Otis and the hostages]:Baby:[Repeated] Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees, look at the these. Otis: Hoss, are you staring at my sister thinking bad thoughts?
Roy: No,
Otis: Well why not, are you a ****?
Roy: No,
Otis: Well what then? I mean you got this hot, young piece of ass shaking your shit in front of you and you're not getting any ideas. What do you call that?
Roy: I'm a married man.
Otis: Oh, a married ****in' man. Hey that's just great! Why don't we all give a big round of applause for the married man!
[He and Baby clap and laugh] Otis: Okay mama, get up here.
Gloria: What,
Otis: Get on your feet. I want to know what's been keeping the married man in line all these years.
Adam Banjo: Please, mister. This is insane.
Otis B. Driftwood: Boy, the next word that comes out of your mouth better be some brilliant ****in' Mark Twain shit. 'Cause it's definitely getting chiseled on your tombstone.

[after Mother Firefly taunts him about killing his brother] Now you listen to me whore, and you listen good. I am gonna kill every member of your family! I'm gonna hunt them down and I'm gonna skin em' alive! They are going to feel the pain and suffering of every last victim! And when they're on their knees begging me for mercy all they're gonna get is pain, pain and death!

I'm walking the line on this one, brother. I'm walking the line.

[As he nails Otis' hands into the arms of a chair]Are you feeling it brother?!