The Devil's Rejects

The Devil's Rejects quotes

44 total quotes (ID: 1024)

Captain Spaulding
Otis B. Driftwood
Sheriff John Quincy Wydell

As God is my witness, I have only just begun.

Son what we are doing here today is what the good Lord would refer to as a cleansing of the wicked. And what my brother George, God rest his soul, used to call a hundred percent Alabama asskicking.

Dying's not an option, now you stick that back in that gray matter of yours and you make that stick. Cause any other thought's gonna get you cold slab toe tagged, mailed home to your mama in a plastic bag, are we crystal.

Son if you ever say another derogatory word about Elvis Aaron Presley I WILL KICK THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF YOU!

Gentlemen, let's do what God made us to do!

[Talking to himself in mirror] You know I got to tell you, that's some catchphrase you got there, Devil's Rejects. What? You got something to say to me clown, huh. I bet you scare lots of folks, don't ya? Yeah, regular ****in' killer. You want a piece of this mother****er? You want a piece of this? Huh, what you got! What you got! Lord I am your arm of justice. Lord I am your arm of justice. Lord I am your arm of justice. Your righteous sword of vengeance. Let my blows be true. From the illusion lead me to truth. From darkness lead me to light. From death lead me to eternal life.

[After sex] You're giving a good riding tonight.

Do I stutter, bitch?

[While hijacking a car with a boy inside] What's the matter kid, don't you like clowns? [Kid nods "no"] Why? Don't we make ya laugh, aren't we ****in' funny? You best come up with an answer because I'm gonna be checking up on you and your mama. And if you don't have a reason why you hate clowns, I'm gonna kill your whole ****in' family.

Well come on make your move Whitey! Two hits: I hit you and your dick hits the ****in' dirt.

I could really go for some tooty ****in' fruity.

Well if you let me finish, I was about to call you goddamned pig ****ing, pussy piece of shit.

[Confronted by Wydell] If you're gonna start the killing, you'd best start it right here. Make sure I'm all the way dead, cause I will come back and make you my bitch [Wydell shoots him]

I am the Devil, and I am here to do the Devil's work.

Consider me ****in' Willy ****in' Wonka! This is my ****ing chocolate factory! You got it? My factory!