Otis B. Driftwood quotes

I am the Devil, and I am here to do the Devil's work.

Consider me ****in' Willy ****in' Wonka! This is my ****ing chocolate factory! You got it? My factory!

**** you, will you just pay attention to the business at hand here?

Boy the next word that comes out of your mouth better be some ****ing brilliant Mark Twain shit. Cause it's definetly getting chisled on your tombstone.

Stop? Bitch I have just started.

Ha, that's what they all say "**** you". Well it ain't gonna save you. It don't scare me none. And it certainly doesn't make you a ****in' hero!

You want to see what happens to heroes boy? You want to see bad ass mother****er! I'll show ya badass!

[When violating a hostage]Give me some sugar, and make it sweet.

Hoss, I want you to pray to your God. I want you to pray that he comes to save you. I want lightning to come down and crash upon my ****in' head!

[To Captain Spaulding and Baby]Forget it, there is no ****in' ice cream in your ****in' future. [Cut to Spaulding and Baby in the car with ice cream, Otis looks annoyed]

[To Charlie's top earning girl] "Baby I set my standards pretty low, so I'm never disappointed."

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